Lilja
Before anyone can react, the floor of the cave collapses downwards; the floor is really a giant trap door. The entire Company falls down a chute, slides through a tunnel, and lands in a giant wooden cage. As we struggle to get up, a horde of goblins attacks us, takes away our weapons, and drags us all away. As the dwarves are lead away kicking and yelling, I start to panic and try my hardest to escape. I kick and hit the goblins. Thorin sees me and takes my hand.
The goblin horde brings the company through a vast network of tunnels and wooden bridges to the throne room and platform of the Great Goblin. The Great Goblin is a massive Goblin sitting on a throne, holding a mace topped with a skull. He is far larger than any other goblin, and he is incredibly ugly, with warts all over his swinging chin. After the dwarves are captured, and the dwarves are taken to see the Goblin King. I try to back away but am pushed forward by a goblin. As he sits, music starts, and the Goblin King says "I feel a song coming on!" and starts to sing, quite badly I might add.
Snip snap, the black crack
Grip, grab, pinch, and nab
Batter and beat
Milk 'em, stammer and squeak!
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town
With a swish and smack
And a whip and a crack
Everybody talks when they're on our rack
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town
Hammer and torch, get out your knockers and gongs
You won't last long on the end of my prongs
Clish, clash, crush and smash
Bang, break, shiver and shake
You can yell and yelp
But there ain't no help
Pound pound, far underground
Down, down, down in Goblin Town
"Catchy, isn't' it?" says the Goblin King, "It's one of my own compositions"
"That's not a song, it's an abomination!" cries Balin.
"Abominations, mutations, deviations...that all you're gonna find down here", the Goblin King replies.
Our weapons are piled together. The Great Goblin jumps off his throne, trampling several goblins, and approaches the Company.
"Who would be so bold as to come armed into my kingdom? Spies? Thieves? Assassins?" Great Goblin asks
"Dwarves, Your Malevolence." Grinnah replies
"Dwarves?" Great Goblin asks
"We found them on the front porch."
"Well, don't just stand there; search them! Every crack, every crevice."
The goblins search the dwarves thoroughly, throwing away whatever they find. Oin's hearing trumpet is thrown on the floor and crushed underfoot. They empty out a large bag of what appears to be Elvish cutlery and candlesticks. The Goblin King examines a gold candelabra and turns it over: "Made in Rivendell?" he says "Bah - Second Age, couldn't give it away!" he exclaims, and tosses it aside.
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For the Love of a King
FanfictionLilja Storm, a skin-changer who was tortured by Azog, is found by Gandalf and joins Thorin, Bilbo, and company on the quest to reclaim Erebor. On the way she discovers stuff about herself and feelings she hasn't had in ages, will she be happy again...