The Rebels [A FNF Fan-Story]

The End

Ruv: (places the bombs around the area) There, that should be good.
Whitty: That should drag them to the perfect trap. You got the button, right Tabi?
Tabi: Of course I do.
Nonsense: HEY!!
Skie: Oh! Hey, Nonsense. How you doin'?
Nonsense: Hey...? You just went here without me. I thought you cared.
Skie: I still have issues with caring, you know me.
Selever: So, huh... What's that for again?
Ruv: Explosives, do you know what they are for?
Selever: To explode stuff? But... Are you- Oh.
Nonsense: Even I understood at first.
Selever: Oh, shut up, Nonsense.
Nonsense: You need me to point the gun at you again?
Selever: Go ahead, I'm immortal.
Nonsense: Huh, same?
Sarvente: (lands with Tord and Tom on both hands) Hey.
Whitty: Anything?
Sarvente: Nope. All I could see on the way, was Sanford, Deimos, and Hank killing some guys outside. All streets are empty though...
Tord: Oh bombs, are we killing someone with them?
Ruv: Maybe.
Tom: See? Finally, something you like.
Tord: I've basically been liking everything 'til now. Anyway, may I join the murder?
Whitty: Yeah, but let's make sure we don't make too much damage.
Tabi: Why not? We're in Russia. You're aware there are around 13 million guns with the Russians, right? We could even make a genocide if we wanted to.
GF: Like you did on my favorite restaurant...?
Tabi: You know why I've done that...
Agoti: Aaand... If that doesn't work?
Tabi: It will, (grabs his remote control) just need this, and boom, problem solved.
Agoti: Maybe that works in America, but I have some certain doubts about this in Russia.
Whitty: Yeah, most of the weapons are made in Russia, dude.
Tabi: Actually it's the United States.
Ruv: You sure do know a lot of weapons.
Tabi: Yeah, my... "dad" taught me.
Mrs. Sidorov: *sigh* I'm wondering if I should keep going with your dad...
Tabi: What do you mean?
Mrs. Sidorov: Remember when I said that I'm totally fine with LGBT people?
Tabi: Yeah...?
Mrs. Sidorov: Well, I met someone... After you ran away, I felt... So bad, because I thought it wasn't being a good mom... So one day, I decided to get a therapist, because I was really bad emotionally and... *sigh* Her name is Isabel by the way.
Tabi: So wait... You're... lesbian?
Mrs. Sidorov: I mean... I guess? I'm still kinda lost.
Tabi: That's ok. At least you're happy at being yourself, right?
Mrs. Sidorov: (smiles and hugs Tabi) I'm so happy to have you as a son!
Tabi: (hugs her back) I'd love to meet her, after this. And, if you're comfortable with it.
Mrs. Sidorov: Of course-
Sunday: Fun fact about Tabi, he loooves lesbians!!
Tabi: Oh, yeah, I do. Most of them are nice, that's why I love them.
Mrs. Sidorov: I see.
Military#1: Парень убит [Man down]!!
Military#2: (runs) *gasp* Они сбежали [They escaped]!!
Ruvina: (picks her hand scythe) Want me to take care of them?
Ruv: No, stay here for now.
Mr. Sidorov: (walks in) Обыщи местность, дай мне знать, если увидишь что-нибудь [Search the area, let me know if you see anything].
Updike: Well, going to be honest, at least he's good at running a team.
2BDamned: Indeed. But let's not focus on that, we should proceed to kill the military.
Hank: (walks in) We got that covered.
Sanford: (walks in with a corpse)
Deimos: Hey, guys, what's up?
2BDamned: Oh, you did. Great job, Wimbleton.
Hank: (hugs 2BDamned)
2BDamned: Hmm, you really need to take a break from this...
Hank: Hmm...
BB: (walks in, with Lost Silver on the wheelchair) So, how are things here?
Agoti: The military found that we escaped down there, and now they're checking the whole area.
BB: I see.
Lost Silver: Interesting. But what are you waiting for? You're just there standing for something to happen?
Whitty: Honestly, I don't have any idea...
Carol: Let us ladies take care of this. (lifts her finger) Now, don't come saying we're weak, we're are strong like you men!!
Tabi: Who told you women were weak?
Carol: This sh*tty place!!
Annie: Agreed. We must act, and make what's right.
Sunday: I'll go with you. I may be non-binary, but still supportive and an ally of feminism. Hank, you-
Hank: (fell asleep on 2BDamned's shoulder)
2BDamned: I think they fell asleep...
Sunday: Aww... Well, ladies, let's keep moving!!
Carol: (reveals her angel form) Yay, let's go!!
GF: (reveals her demon form) Yeah!!
Skie: (gets up) Well, I'm going too, despite now having special abilities like you.
Sunday: You don't need special abilities to fight. All you need is your own strength and heart.
Skie: (smiles) Thank you, Sunday.
Sunday: No problem. Now, FOR WOMEN RIGHTS!!!!
All the girls: Yeah!!
Whitty: (walks to Carol, and puts his hands on her face) Be careful.
Carol: (holds Whitty's hands) I'll be fine. As an angel, is my duty to do this kinds of things.
Whitty: I know, but still, you don't know what they're capable of...
Carol: Honestly, I do. Now, if you excuse me, Whitmore-
Sunday: (grabs their shotgun) C'mon, Carol.
Carol: (looks at Sunday) Coming. (looks back at Whitty) Take care.
(All the girls leave to battle)
Nonsense: Huh, should we worry?
Ruv: About?
Nonsense: Them?
Ruv: They'll be fine. They're strong. We should let them take care of something like this for once.
Deimos: You sure?
Agoti: Yeah, dude. I know a giant woman named Nikusa, who's capable of killing hundreds!!
Nikusa: And you're right. I am capable of killing hundreds if they do something without my consent.
Agoti: (looks up) Nikusa!!
Whitty: Holy sh*t!!
Agoti: I was just talking about you.
Nikusa: I know you were. And so your brother, and your father Solazar.
Solazar: Agoti, I know have you've been doing. I told you Russia was a dangerous place to come in that kind of situation you wanted to take care of.
Agoti: But... How did you know?
Aldryx: You were at the news, you dumbass.
Agoti: Oh... A-Anyway (gets up), guys allow me to present you, my family. My adoptive father, Solazar.
Solazar: Greetings.
Agoti: My f*cking older brother, Aldryx.
Aldryx: (shows his middle finger)
Agoti: And our good friend, Nikusa.
Nikusa: (adjusts the hair) Hello, shorter mortals, how are you doing?
Selever: Damn, you sure are a giant woman.
Nikusa: I got it from my good parents, haha.
Solazar: So, what are we doing here (looks down the hole)?
Agoti: Trying to find a way to get rid of the military.
Aldryx: Lemme guess, it's his dad?
Tabi: Yeah, how do you know?
Aldryx: I'm good at guessing things.
Nikusa: But why are you standing? You should be down there fighting.
Nonsense: The girls are already down there.
Nikusa: Why?
Nonsense: I don't know, they wanted to fight for feminism or something. Also, the taller Russian said to stay here 'til something happens.
Nikusa: Oh, wow...
Skie: (going up the ramp) *exhausted breathing*
Nonsense: Skie!! Are you ok?
Skie: I'm ok.
Whitty: What happened?
Skie: Ok, (looks up) so- Wow, giant woman.
Nikusa: Hello.
Skie: *deep breaths* So-
Ruv: Is it Sarv?
Skie: ... How did you know...?