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CHAPTER TWOangry Frenchreal life

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CHAPTER TWO
angry French
real life

CHAPTER TWOangry Frenchreal life

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Tommy and Kit were walking with Ranboo, Wilbur, Tubbo and Jack on the way to the lie detector. Kit was busy mumbling something under his breath as some girl stared at him, seemingly giving him a dirty look.

"you good?" Ranboo asked.

"je vais tuer quelqu'un." Kit mumbled.

Ranboo sighed, "I just don't understand when you speak angry French."

"wait Kit speaks French?" Tommy asked, joining their conversation.

Kit nodded.

"voulez vou coucher avec moi?" Tommy said, clearly having no idea what he was saying as he practically sang the words.

Kit just stared blankly, "you have no idea what you just said, do you?"

everyone struggle to hold back a laugh at Tommy. other than Tubbo who was clearly equally as confused.

"what did i say?!" Tommy whined. "it's literally from a song! it can't be bad!"



































They were midway through doing the lie detector test. When Kit got up to ask a question, Tommy's leg began restlessly bouncing. Kit gave him a look, warning him not to worry.

"who's the most attractive person in this room?" Kit asked with a smug smile.

"Ranboo." Tommy said blankly.

"lie."

Kit couldn't help but laugh.

"it is! Ranboo it's you! it's always been you!" Tommy defended.
































"how would you describe your sexuality?" Tubbo questioned.

Kit and Ranboo both snickered to themselves.

"Gay!" Tommy shouted confidently, clearly not thinking.

"true." the man said before tommy could correct himself.

laughter filled the room as Tommy's eyes widened. Kit couldn't help but smile to himself as Tommy seemed in shock.

"am I gay? wait am I?" Tommy mumbled.

"probably." Kit whispered and Ranboo laughed, hi-fiving him.

































Ranboo stood by Tommy, "have you ever had romantic feelings for anyone in this room?"

Kit locked eyes with Tommy and smirked, making Tommy huff.

"no!"

"Kit or Ranboo." Wilbur joked.

"fail."

Everyone laughed as Ranboo looked between Kit and Tommy.

"it's definitely Ranboo." Kit teased.

"I've seen Ranboo without the mask!" Tommy spoke casually, "hes a handsome- uh- Ranboo you're a handsome fella!"

he them notice Wilbur looked at Kit and then back at Tommy in disbelief.

"It's Ranboo i promise!" Tommy defended.
































"have you ever been in love?" Ranboo chuckled as he asked the question.

Tommy looked at Kit before looking down, "yes."

Kit furrowed his brows and got up for his question.

"have you fallen in love recently?"

"yes." Tommy smiled.

"true."

"it's the girl from college, lads." Kit laughed.


































Kit sighed, "do you actually like the songs I've wrote."

"yes because theyre about me." Tommy shrugged.

"they're not." Kit lied.

Tommy frowned, "oh well still yes."

"lie."







































"do you wish that one of us was a woman?" Wilbur asked.

"yes." Tommy stated, "Ranboo."

it came back as false and Tommy stumbled to cover for himself.

"he likes men!" Wilbur announced, "he likes his men."

Kit spit out his water from laughing.


































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this was the chapter ive been waiting to write.

i low-key love Kit and Tommy exchanging their little looks. it's so cute.

𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐋𝐒, Tommyinnit ✓Where stories live. Discover now