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rae, to the group: alright! listen up you little shits!
rae, turning to sykkuno: not you, sykkuno. you're an angel and we're glad to have you here.

brodin, filming an otv video: both toast and poki want to be the first one to go through the course so we'll let the people decide!
toast, already over it: the people, brodin? the people are idiots!

y/n: can you help me do the dishes?
lily: yeah, i kind of have something to do in the... bathroom? can't right now, sorry.
y/n: seriously? you can't just bail on me!
lily: ok? you bail on work all the time.
y/n: i don't bail on work, i half-ass it. there's a difference.

*lily holding her breath whilst jodi times her*
jodi: four minutes?! how do you do it?!
poki, frowning: i can only do two minutes!
lily: the trick is not caring if you live or die.
scarra: nOO-

michael: why is y/n rolling on the floor, laughing? and what happened to lily's forehead??
yvonne, sighing: lily was about to hit her head on the door frame, so i told her to duck, and she quacked at me.
yvonne: and then hit her head.
michael: *wheezes*

scarra, squinting: huh, it's really dark in here.
john: maybe we could turn on a light-
jodi: don't worry, guys. i got this.
jodi: *stomps*
jodi: *sketchers light up*
john: omg thanks babe :D

poki: jesus, scarra, we sent you and y/n to get us mcdonalds and NOW YOURE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!
scarra, in a hospital bed: i was mc-hit by a subaru
poki:
y/n, the driver of the subaru:
poki and y/n, to the doctors: cancel the surgery

corpse husband: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.
sykkuno: me and you!!
corpse, tearing up: okay

sydney, letting out a sudden, loud scream:
jodi, bursting in the room: what is it??? what happened???!!
sydney: oh, nothing, just sneezed. why?
jodi:
jodi: are you fucking kIDDING ME-

lily: hey, miyoung, can i have some of your water?
miyoung: it's not water
lily: vodka! i like your style-
miyoung: it's vinegar.
lily: wh- what
miyoung: it's vinegar pussy.

toast: how do i get revenge on my enemies
john: the best revenge is forgiving and moving on
toast:
toast: michael?
michael: brick

y/n, drunk: tina has such beautiful lips! god- i just want to kiss her!
y/n: but- don't tell tina! promise?
tina: *nods*

michael: hey guys, what's your biggest fear?
toast: failure.
yvonne: being abandoned by the one i love most.
toast: and you, michael?
michael:
michael: ...well mines the koolaid man but that seems stupid now

y/n, bursting in the room: that's it! who did it?!
lily: it was poki!
poki: *gasp* don't cover for him! it was michael!
michael: toast helped!
toast: that's only because lily threatened me!
*loud arguing*
scarra, watching y/n lean back with a content look of calm as the screaming fades: how did you even know??
y/n, humming: oh i didn't. i just wanted free entertainment. figured this would work

sydney: hey, man, what's up?
yvonne: just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. y'know, the usual.
sydney: what? dude, you're out of school- why the hell are you still doing science?!
yvonne, sighing in disappointment: breathing, sydney. i'm breathing.

the judge: so how do you consider yourself?
michael, forgetting the phrase 'your honour': not guilty, hammer daddy
peter, the judge:
yvonne, the bailiff:
pokimane, his lawyer:
the rest of the court:
the city:
the country:
the continent:
the planet:
even the fucking aliens:
michael: so?

scarra: y'know guys, you need to practise being more positive
scarra: *trips and falls down stares*
scarra: wow! i got down those stairs fast!
toast:
toast: are you
toast: are you doing okay?
scarra: call 911.
toast:
scarra: n o w

y/n: where are you from?
dream: florida
y/n: i'm sorry?
dream: florida!
y/n: oh, i know i'm just sorry.

yvonne: how do you two feel about children?
lily: uh, they're okay i guess. i mean, if i saw one, i wouldn't throw a rock at it
yvonne: why would you throw a rock at a child?!
michael: she just said she wouldn't

poki: yeeted
michael: yote
poki: YEETED
michael: YOTE
jodi: i just wanna know who the FUCK threw john out the window
john, from outside the window: you tell em', babe!