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peter: so does anyone know what a hyperbole is? nobody?
peter: okay, albert, your foreheads bigger than the fucking sky-
albert: eXCUSE ME???
peter: that was a hyperbole because i'm not saying albert's massive forehead is bigger than the sky. no, i'm just saying that it's pretty fucking big-
albert: WHAT???

sydney: to be frank-
john: you're changing your name?
sydney: no! i-
john: what if i wanted to be frank :(
peter: you can't be frank! frank is being frank!
michael: can i be bob?
sydney: no-
michael: is frank going to be bob?
sydney: nobody is being frank or bob!
john: ... so does that mean i can be frank-

from the other room: *loud crash*
toast yelling ominously: it's okay to make mistakes!

google home: hi, how can i help you?
lily, yelling at a stray raccoon on the porch: kill kill kill bite bite kill-!

scarra: is there any word that is a mix between sad and angry?
jodi: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
john: smad.
poki:
poki: there are two types of people

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
yvonne, salty about having to sit beside lily: that should've been you
lily: not now yvonne
yvonne: not asking for an artist or a voice actor, are they?
lily: i wasn't ever going to be a doctor, and please stop- there is a medical emergency happening right now
yvonne: why don't you draw a picture of him, see if that helps.

toast: you are a fucking idiot.
mykull: i know, it's part of my charm :)

lily and toast: *does literally anything*
miyoung: idiots.
miyoung, ten seconds later: wait, those are my idiots-

toast's niece: what happens when you die?
toast: well, once your heart stops beating, your soul leaves your body and you descend to-
toast's niece: no!! i mean what happens when YOU die
toast's niece: do i get your money?
toast:

michael: my blood pressure and heartbeat are a little high lately. do you think it's stress?
sydney: maybe. how high are we talking?
michael: oh, not much. only 158/120 and 125
sydney:
sydney: how are you alive?

tina: there's police sirens and lights outside
brooke: emma, what did you do?!?
emma: why do you automatically assume i-
brooke:
emma: ok, fair, but he deserved it-

sydney: if the opposite of pro is con
sydney: and the opposite of progress is congress
sydney: then the opposite of constitution is-
brodin: let me stop you right there

lily: why is poki staring at me...
scarra: uh, she always does that??
lily: i know, but she's about to catch her hand on fire. we're in the middle of a cooking challenge

corpse: i really like this whole "good guy" "bad guy" thing you guys got going on
rae: it's not an act. it's just that i can be mean and sykkuno can't

scarra: fitness tip; never stop pushing yourself. some say get 8 hours of sleep. why stop there? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness.
toast: next time you're working out, do 15 push-ups instead of 10. run 3 miles instead of 2. eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. burn your exes house down. you can do it. i believe in you.
brodin: there were so many mixed messages in that-