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yvonne: what if we reversed our initials?
poki: amane inys
lily: kily li
john: cohn jable
peter: peter par- i don't like this game.

*lily hugging yvonne*
yvonne: what are you doing?
lily: offering you comfort!
yvonne: i know your heart is in the right place
yvonne: but your arms, chest, and head aren't

lily: no, michael! don't drink that coffee, it's hot!
michael, on two hours of sleep: you're hot
[finger guns and downs the coffee]
michael: okay, no, that's burns

*at 3 in the morning*
yvonne: what do you think about death?
toast and y/n, in sync: a solution to all my problems.
sydney, stepping in: the only difference is, y/n wants to kill themself and toast would rather kill anyone else.
sydney: like hamlet and macbeth!
yvonne: so one of you is a serial killer, and the other is suicidal... cool cool coolcool-

tina: i'm incredibly fast at math.
brooke: alright, what's 30x17?
tina: 38
brooke: ...that's not even close.
tina: but it was fast

john: please, i'm begging you, go to a doctor!
jodi: oh, i'm sorry- is this our stab wound? stay out of it!

yvonne: you remind me of someone i once dated
toast: we're they smart, funny, and drop-dead gorgeous?
yvonne: more like obnoxious, annoying, and a pure dumbass.
y/n from across the room: hey! we're still dating! why are you talking in the past tense?!
yvonne: that's the part you choose to focus on?!

miyoung: i have feelings for you, y/n
y/n, as if doing a dramatic voiceover: but little did she know, she would soon come to regret that decision
miyoung: what?
y/n: nothing :)

poki: oh, you have something on your face
lily: what is it?
poki, licking her thumb: here, i'll get it
poki: *rubs lily's cheek violently*
poki: nvm it's just a mole

scarra, trying to make a point: ok, if everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you?
lily, dead serious: oh definitely

rae: i have flaws
sykkuno: what are they?
rae: i sing in the shower
rae: sometimes i spend too much time volunteering
sykkuno: how are those-
rae: occasionally i'll hit someone with my car
sykkuno:
sykkuno: that'll be all for today, chat-

y/n: i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall, i don't want it to be too cold though
leslie: but- we're not engaged?
y/n: sO THATS WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT-

y/n: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should i do?
lily: punch him in the stomach then when he leans over in pain, kiss him
yvonne: tackle him.
scarra: dump him
michael: kick him in the shin.
brodin: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

lily: when have i ever done something rash or irresponsible?
toast: do you want that alphabetized or in chronological order?

poki: two years ago, i married my best friend.
poki: michael is still mad about it, but me and lily were drunk and thought it was funny

corpse: i'm y/n's emergency contact.
police officer: so you're here to pick them up?
corpse: i'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

brodin: are you allergic to anything, scarra?
scarra:
scarra: poison?
brodin: that- ok, one sec-
brodin: yeah, we're gonna have to cancel this video

yvonne: for the last time
yvonne: you aren't "quirky" or "built different" for staying in bed 24/7, having daily breakdowns, and being borderline suicidal. you are mentally ill.
y/n:
tina: MATERIAL GWORL-

rae, annoyed: if i was dating you, i'd kill you.
poki:
poki: who told you my type-