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miyoung: why are yvonne and y/n sitting back to back?
toast: they had a fight.
miyoung: then why are they holding hands?
toast: they both get sad when they fight.

michael: i'm probably one of the smartest, most skilled people in this building.
lily:
lily: honey, be honest
lily: is your hand stuck in the candy machine again?
michael: i paid for mY SKITTLES, IM GETTING MY FUCKING SKITTLES.

*at the otv vs 100 thieves kickball*
scarra: who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
poki: *sighs* lily's.
lily: fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
scarra, wiping a tear: beautiful

*michael, teaching lily coding*
michael: good job
lily: you're giving me a sticker?
michael: not just any sticker. it has a kitten on it that says "me-wow!"
lily: michael, i'm not in kindergarten.
michael: alright, i'll take it back then
lily: hey, i earned this, back off!

y/n: two bros, sitting on the couch, 1 inch apart cuz they're definitely gay
yvonne: what?
y/n: what?

toast: so how do you take your coffee?
yvonne: AS BLACK AND AS BITTER AS MY SOUL
toast: so just a glass of milk, then?
yvonne, voice cracking: extra sugar, please

sykkuno: hey rae, can you toss me my keys?
*loud crash*
rae: what?
sykkuno: I SAID MY KEYS
rae: I THOUGHT YOU SAID PRINTER
sykkuno: WHY THE HECK WOULD I SAY PRINTER??

*playing scrabble*
poki: i will put down 'a' to make 'a'
sydney: i will add to your 'a' to make 'at'
toast: i will add 'r' to your 'at' to make 'rat'
lily, having been studying the dictionary religiously for a week just to win this one game: i will add to your 'rat' to make 'biostratigraphic'
michael, up for next turn: *fucking flips table*

lily: don't say a word.
michael: fergalicious.
lily: i said no words!
michael: oh, i see! two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble, it's not a word and now, suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you-

y/n, running around aimlessly: guys?
y/n:
y/n: GUYS?
y/n: GUYS????
toast, on a two week long vacation with the rest of otv: it's quiet... too quiet
y/n at the house: GUYS?????? WHERE ARE YOU???
toast: *shrugs* oh well

poki: hey, lily, whatcha thinkin about?
lily: condition(her)
poki: uhhh
lily: s(ham)poo
poki: what does the mea-
lily: (body was)h
poki: i'm just gonna go...

sydney: you guys broke the bed last night?!
jodi: damn that must've been crazy. seems like you had a wild night
lily: haha... yeah
[last night]
michael: i bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling
lily: try me bitch

*at an all you can eat buffet*
peterparktv: why are you getting one of everything? you're going to throw up
john: i don't want any of the food to feel left out :(

*poki after flirting with lily*
lily: motherfucker!
poki: ah, lily, jesus christ!
lily: what the hell are you doing tell people we're a gay couple?!
poki: oh, heard that through the grapevine, didn't you?

poki: goodnight hoes
lily: night night
michael: don't let the bed bugs bite
scarra: sleep tight
poki: tonight
lily: imma fight
michael: till we see the sunlight
toast: tick tock
poki: on the clock
lily: but the party won't stop-
yvonne: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP-