✦ wilbur ─ hat thief

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this is all you're getting for valentine's day, something that could've been a drabble.

I really don't know what this one-shot is either.

after finding the three odd creatures in the guest bedroom, the one with the dark beanie and yellow sweater would be "borrowing" every hat they manage to come across inside of the house

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after finding the three odd creatures in the guest bedroom, the one with the dark beanie and yellow sweater would be "borrowing" every hat they manage to come across inside of the house. all the hats the little marshmallow has collected so far were ones you never really wore, though... you think so anyway.

now, here you were, about to interrogate him on why he was gathering your hats.

"will," aforesaid creature froze from their hopping and turned to face your direction. "i have a question." his face turned to a "Ö", seemingly interested as he makes his way to your figure. "where are my hats?"

at this, wilbur looks down in shame and you feel like dirt in an instant. "i'm not mad, i just wanted to know." you reach a hand down to pat the top of their head but he seems to give you a look, as if telling, that's what they all say.

you carefully pick him up and place him on the top of a drawer, where, conveniently, a summer hat is sitting idly. wilblob made a noise akin to a gasp before "tackling" the hat which causes them to go tumbling down. you shriek and reach out to grab your little companion but he just stretches back to normal before dragging the hat with him.

"you- you crime blob!"

as response, they mimick a mischievous laugh while hopping away, seemingly not noticing that you were following him.

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