"Muzan-San?!" The both gasped, trying to hide the horrid view from you.
"..."
After noticing that you saw the broken rooms they decided to confess.
"It's all Yoriichi's fault! He hit me!"
"No! It's all Aniki's fault for saying that he is never good enough, and that I shouldn't have the talent for swordsman!"
"No! You shouldn't! You don't deserve it!!"
"No! I'm working hard to become number 2 as a samurai!!!"
"NO! SHUT UP!"
"NO YOU BE QUIET ANIKI!"
"QUIET!" You yelled, making both of them shut up.
You then scolded them for breaking the room, making them clean up the mess.
Good thing they didn't get any injuries, so you didn't need to give them any medical attention.
You had them made up after, but Michikatsu who was groaning and Yoriichi not speaking nor making any eye contact with either of them.
~~~
Several days passed by.
"Muzan-San, look what I found!" Michikatsu ran over to the dining table, where you were eating pasta with tOmaToe sauce.
"Hm?" You looked over and saw Michikatsu holding a dog. Or a puppy.
"A sad puppy! I found the puppy when I was getting the vegetables on the way back, I washed it but the puppy was really dirty before." He ruffled the dog who had light blue coated hair.
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'Is this colored dog even possible? Nevermind, in anime nothing impossible' you sighed, carefully inspecting the dog.
The dog stared back at you.
"I never seen a dog like that, that's creepy."
'Well no shit, it's like their staring at my soul'
"Ok, and? Just throw the dog away" you said, not wanting to deal with a dog at your house.
It's not like you dislike the dog, you just don't want to take care of their poop and be fully responsible.
"Ehhh...?" Michikatsu was on the verge of crying.
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'Who in their right mind reject a child like him?' You cried in your heart.
"Ok, ok, don't cry. We can keep the dog but it's your responsibility..." you groaned, crying that your so soft hearted.
"WOOF!" The dog got out of Michikatsu's hold and dropkicked you.
*Translation: HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY CHILD CRY?!*
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"What the fuck?! It's a demon!"
'Your a demon.??'
"... so?"
'👌'
"No Puppy! Don't kick Muzan-San!!" Michikatsu struggled to get a hold of the rude demon dog.
"Are you going to keep on calling it a puppy?" You asked.
"WOOF!!!!"
*Translation: Wanna die Jackson-looking ass?*
You sweatdropped, somehow feeling as if you know what the dog said.
"Ummm. Well it's a boy so-"
"Michi!" You deadpanned at his naming ability.
'Takemichi? BrUh.'
"I love that manga"
'You didn't even read it.'
"I did, from your memories."
'Ok, can you not look into my memories? It's creepy and uncomfortable.'
"No promises"
Your pretty sure Michikatsu named him 'Michi' was because it matches with Michikatsu.
"Ok, Michi it is then." And then you walked away, to your bedroom. To get your beauty sleep.
~~~
"ACK! DON'T RUN AROUND MICHI!"
*CRASH*
"WOOF WOOF!"
*Translation: Look My Child, I broke that Pedophile's favorite vase! But I got wet!*
And he dried himself, by shaking it off.
Michikatsu gasped.
"Michi! You got the floor all wet! Muzan-San is going to be maddd!!" Michikatsu cried with exhaustion.
"Woof? Woof woof."
*translation: I don't care. Who cares? I'll even get it more wet!*
"MICHI!!!" And ran after the Puppy who is busy breaking all the things that contains water in it.
...
"Now what the fuck happened here?"
"Ummm..."
"Arf"
*Translation: Your blind.*
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