Chapter 18: Fire sucks and Fern is Leader

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by Xx-Moonstar-xX

by Xx-Moonstar-xX

Authors note: None of the songs are mine ok?

Fernstep: Ok guys, I am still med. cat and it is nighttime now, mwahhahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning.......

Fernstep: Hey firestar!!!! I have something to tell you!!!

Firestar: what?

Fernstep: I have a dream...

Firestar: What kind of dream, my dear Fernstep...?

Fernstep: I dreamed that the whole clan says you suck and I should be leader!!!!

Firestar: >:( how dare you. TO THE CLAN'S GOT TALENT NOW!!!!!!!

At the Clan's Got talent.....

Moonstar: Ok, Ladies and gentletoms, I,Moonstar will be your judge this morning and we have Cinderpelt, Hollyleaf , Dovewing , Longtail and Lionblaze as your judge.

Cinderpelt: Even an disabled cat can join!!!!!

Hollyleaf:hush hush now, let's start.

Longtail: Ok first contestant........ Cloudtail.

Cloudtail: *miming*

Lionblaze: ;-; CLOUDTAIL STOP DIS NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cinderpelt: Hush lionblaze!!!!

Dovewing: umm......where did cloudtail get his make-over..?

Moonstar: I heard that Bristlefrost is a professional make-up and make over artist.

Longtail: And I forgot to tell, Graystripe is in charge of protecting the food corner.

Cinderpelt: WHY GRAYSTRIPE????HE'S GONNA EAT IT ALL!!!!!!!

Dovewing: oh yeah.....

Cloudtail: *finished miming around*

lionblaze: THIS MIME FLUNKS!!!!!!HE MADE A SOUND AWHILE AGO!!!!!!!! *presses the yeet-away-the-contestant button*

Cloudtail: WHAT???NOOOOOOOO *gets yeeted to the High Stones*

Lionblaze: MIMES ARE NOT ALLOWD TO TALK!!!!!!!!Ok, now next contestant is.....Firestar.

Firestar: *comes on stage in 176783mph* HELLO I AM FIRESTAR AND LETS GET THIS OVER WITH AND I WILL BE SINGING MY FAV SONG PLAY WITH FIRE BY SAM TINNESZ

Cinderpelt: finally a song.

Firestar: *sings terribly*
InSaNe, inSidE tHe dAnGer geTs mE hiGH

cAN't hElP mYseLF gOt seCrEtS I CaN't tEll
I lOvE tHe sMEll Of gAsoLinE
I LiGhT tHe mAtCh tO tAste thE hEaTI'vE aLwAyS liKeD tO pLaY wItH fIrE
PLay wItH fIrE
I'Ve aLwAys LikEd tO plAy wITh fIrE

After finishing the song....

Every judge: YEET!!!!!! *Presses the yeeting button*

Moonstar: Next is, Fernstep.

Fernstep: *runs onto the stage* Hallo my dears!!!! Now I will be singing my favorite song: the coconut song by Smokey Mountain."

Longtail: Ok go on.

Lionblaze: *throws microphone for Fernstep*

Fernstep: *catches microphone and clears throat then, sing beautifully*

The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nutIt's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm familyThere are so many uses of the coconut tree
You can build a big house for the family
All you need is to find a coconut man
If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit freeIt's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family

*the crowd goes wild*

Dovewing: I say a yes :D

Longtail: yes from me!!

Lionblaze: YES FROM ME!!!!

Hollyleaf: goin' with my brother!

Cinderpelt: YES!!!!!!

Moonstar:Yes from me too!!!! *throws trophy at Fernstep *

Back at camp

Firestar: YOU WILL PAY FERNSTEP!!!!!!!!!!! BANNED FROM CLAN!!!!!!!

Fernstep:*too busy cleaning trophy*