Ways to get banned from Thunderclan!!

Chapter 66: BLOW UP

Fernstep: oh hey guys! You might wonder "Fernstep the great, why have you mysteriously and gracefully placed tnt on a river, oh wise one?" Well, because imma EXPLODE THE RIVER!!!!!!!!! Yes this is evil but is required in the book and yes Moonstar's mother requested it!!!! Let's get started and make 'em proud!!!!! *places final tnt* purrrrfect! >:) now time to lure them here!!!

In thunderclan......
Fernstep: hey guys!!!!Let's go to a pool party!!! Riverclan invited us!!!!!!

Greystripe: I knew riverclan is gud. GET THOSE SWIMMING EQUIPMENTS!!!!!!!

Clan: HOREYYYYYY!!!!!!!!*is too rushed and they carelessly stepped on greystripe to the exit and follows Fernstep *

Fernstep: here we are!!!! Enjoy a show first!!! *presses explode button *

*River explodes*
Thunderclan and Riverclan: NOOOOOOOO OUR ONLY SOURCE OF WATERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Fernstep: whooohoooo!!!!! Didja like the show?

Firestar & Crookedstar: YOU BLEW UP OUT NEAREST WATER SOURCE!!!!!!!!!

Squirrelflight: BATTALION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so, all the cats attacked Fernstep and he died and Moonstar had to revive Fernstep 100000000000000 more times...