Fernstep: ok guys, I will show you this strange thing twolegs left. And I red the lable and it says: chainsaw. And yes I know how to use it don't worry because I saw the twolegs use it awhile ago.
And also, the med cats can't cure you if you cut something from your body part!!
Leafpool: GET RID OF IT NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fernstep: ALSO GUYS I FIGURED OUT LEAFPOOL'S FEAR!!!!!!! HER FEAR IS NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAL SOMEONE!!!!!!
Leafpool: *uses a stick to hit it but couldn't hit hard because of the chainsaw's beauty* I MUST GET RID OF IT *grunting sounds*
Fernstep: *sighs and takes a burdock root* HERE LEAFY LEAFY LEAFY!!!!!!!
Leafpool: *pants like dog* BURDOCK BURDOCK BURDOCK BURDOCK * and keeps repeating burdock*
Fernstep: WANT THIS?? WANT THE BURDOCK ROOT? WANT IT?? * waves burdock root*
Leafpool: GIMME GIMMME!!!!!!!!!! *pants like dog and wiggles butt and wags tail*
Fernstep: THEN GO FETCH!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws Burdock root 100000miles away*
leafpool: I AM COMING TO SAVE YOU BURDOCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
meanwhile with the burdock root........
Burdock root: *flies all the way to the end of Thunderclan's boarder*
Fernleaf: *boarder patrolling nearby* du du du du..... What the- how did a Burdock root learn to fly- *Burdock root hits head and Fernleaf faints*
Leafpool: *runs 2890mph to get the root* whoo hoo!! Got it! *grabs it in jaw and returns to camp at normal speed*
Back at the camp....
Fernstep: TIME TO START IT ONNN!!!!!!!!!! *starts chainsaw*
Chainsaw: vrrrrrrrr vrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fernstep: Lets get this party startedddddd!!!!!!!! *runs around camp waving the chainsaw*
Cats: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: HE'S GOT THE CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: WHAT DO I DO TO STOP IT???????????????????
Firestar: I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL A WIND CLAN CAT FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!
Featherwhisker: ANYONE KNOW ANY WINDCLAN CAT????? *screams as Fernstep saws out a fur off her back* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOOTIFUL FURRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! ;-;
Firestar: IMMA CALL TALLSTAR!!!!!!!! *pulls out meow phone*
The call
Firestar: hi Tallstar.
Tallstar: Hi Fire! How's it going? You sound tired and I hear cats screaming in the background and I hear fernstep crackling evilly in the background.
Firestar: well, I'll explain later but now come to Thunderclan QUICK BEFORE FERNTEP SAWS ANYONE IN HALF!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fernstep saws off Firestar's ear making it torn* NOOOOOOOO NOW I HAVE A TORN EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: That sounds pretty bad.
Firestar: IT IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I GOT BLOOD DRIPPIN' ON MY PHONECASE!!!!!!!!JUST COME QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: I am coming I'll bring my worriers with me.
Firestar: I DON'T CARE JUST COME QUICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: Lemme finish breakfast. I'll be there half an hour after my worriers are full bellied.
Firestar: HALF AN HOUR????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO GRAYSTRIPE YOUR FLUFF IS RUINEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO SQUIRRELFLIGHT'S BUSSHY TAIL IS NOW SAWED INTO A NORMAL TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: Stop shouting . You make my ears bleed.
Firestar: THIS IS URGANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TALLSTARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: Let me take my time. Now, I gotta practice my piano skills.
Firestar: NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: Shush. Imma hang up on you because I can't hear my piano. I am telling you, I'll be there in half an hour.
Firestar: NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!! YOU CA- *Tallstar hangs up*
Graystripe: WHERE IS TALLSTAR?????? NOW MY FLUFF IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: HE SAID HE'S GONNA BE HERE HALF AN HOUR LATEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM WE *avoids the chainsaw* NEED HIM HOW?????
Firestar: I DID BUT HE WON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Half an hour later....................
Tallstar: WHAT IS GOING- what?
Firestar: I NEED YOU TO TURN OFF THE CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: oh sure. *moves swiftly and turns it off*
Firestar: thanks.
Tallstar: You need to go jog every morning. -_-
Later......
Firestar: FERNSTEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BANNED....
Fernstep: *gasps in happiness*
Firestar:....from life.
Fernstep: D:
Firestar: NOW YOU MUST RE-PAY OUR INJURY AND BEUTY WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everycat in thuderclan beats up fernstep except his kin*
YOU ARE READING
Ways to get banned from Thunderclan!!
HumorAyyoo!!!!! I wrote this for fun and this is my FIRST book!!! Hope u enjoy!!!
