Ways to get banned from Thunderclan!!

Chapter 27: Dad

Fernstep: Ok guys, I know some of the cats hate Tigerstar but this is what I'm gonna do!!!! *runs in camp and hugs Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: Eh?

Fernstep: TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tigerstar: What I'm not-

Fernstep: *whispers* hush this is for the viewers.After this I will give you 10 voles.

Tigerstar: deal.

Fernstep: TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD!!! TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD!!!!!!!! *runs around camp repeating*

1 moon later.....

Fernstep: TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD!!!!!!

Cinderpelt: Is there any herb that can shut him up?

Yellowfang: well, there's one legendary herb. I call it The Shuttap herb.

Cinderpelt: What does it do?

Yellowfang: It helps a cat keep quiet and forget the line they are saying.

Cinderpelt: THEN WHAT ARE YOU WATING FOR????

Yellowfang: ok ok ok. *walks up to Fernstep*

Fernstep: TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD TIGERSTAR IS MY DAD TIGERSTAR IS MY- *yellowfang shoves the herb into his mouth* What are you- *falls asleep*

Cinderpelt: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME-

Yellowfang: He will be sleeping for 2 hours and he will shut up and forget the line he was saying.

Firestar: Ok perfect time for banning him off.