Chapter 63: WHO WANTS TO LEARN TO STUFF DEATHBERRIES????

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by Xx-Moonstar-xX

by Xx-Moonstar-xX

Fernstep: hello kits!!!!!

Kits: Hello Professor Fernstep!!!!!

Fernstep: Wanna learn how to kill Firestar?

Tigerkit: YEYYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYYEYYEYEYEY

Fernstep: OK so, you take this berry called Deathberry then carefully shove it into the prey of firestar then, he's gonna die happy and breathless!!!! Who wants to volunteer?

Tigerkit: MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMMEMEMEMEMEMEMMMMMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fernstep: alright, Tigerkit!!!

Scourge (baby): Can I help?

Tigerkit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fernstep: Okok enough. here *hands one prey and 3 deathberries*

Tigerkit & Scourge: *stuffs in le deathberries*

Fernstep: make sure to wash your hands!! *leaves nursery with the prey*

Outside......

Fernstep: eyyyyy!!! Wanna a freash kill?

Firestar: oOoOoOOOo thanks! :D *takes bite* aghhh................wHaT dID yOu FeEd ME?

Fernstep: dEAtHBErrIes. So yOu cAn't hURt anYOne agAin. I aM yOuR mOTheR!!!

Yellowfang&Brokenstar: THAT'S OUR LINEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Fernstep: oh hush you li'l fleabags.

Brambleclaw: Firestar's dead, I hear?

Fernstep: yah.

Bramblestar: yeyeyeyyeyyeyeyeyye!!!!!! Now, I shall ban u for calling the great Yellowfang and Brokenstar fleabags and copying their line and killing firestar and teaching those young helpless kits how to murdur.

Fernstep: reeee *bounces away*

Tigerkit: Hey bramblestar! I got u a mouse!!

Bramblestar: thank you darling! *takes bites* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies*

Tigerstar: NOW I AM TIGERSTAR I CAN SKIP APPERTINCE AND WORRIER AND DEPUTYYYYYY I AM TIGERSTAR LE TINY LEADERRRRRRRRR