Chapter 32: Wail

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by Xx-Moonstar-xX

by Xx-Moonstar-xX

Fernstep: Ok, so I found out that some cats dislikes some cats who are negative.Well, from that, I got an idea~~~

IMMA WAIL FOR A MOON!!!!!!!!! But......How to make me cry..? Comments down below how u think will make me cry!!!! But now... *whistles* MOOOONNNNSTARRRRRRRRR.

Moonstar(me): *poofs* What fox-dung?

Fernstep: I need you to make me cry.

Moonstar: Sure. *puts a very very very sad animation movie and puts earplugs and blindfold on me*'There. The next one will be more effective.....

Fernstep: *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! THIS *blows nose* IS SO SADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! *cries *

After the animation ends........

Moonstar: Ok now, I will spank you :>

Fernstep: *cries* W-W-WHY?????

Moonstar: *spanks*

Fernstep: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OK OK OK I WILL DO MY CHORESSSSSS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moonstar: ok I'm off. *poofs away*

Fernstep: *sobs sob* I think this *sob* will do. *blows nose*

Back at camp........

Fernstep: *walks in head down and tail down sobbing*

Cinderpelt: wait.....why he sad?

Spottedleaf: no idea.

Yellowfang: >:D *mumbles* that how I like it!!!! Him sobbing is the purrrfect image for meh eyes.

Fernstep: *sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob*

Bluestar: he's crying more then me when I lost mosskit....

Fernstep: *wails*

Longtail: Cheer up bud.

Fernstep: *storms off crying*

Lionblaze: That's unexpecting......

A moon later........

Fernstep: *gets out of his nest in a happy face* GOOOD MORNING KITTIESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Cinderpelt: Back in your mood huh? :>

Fernstep: yep!!!

Spottedleaf: now, tell me why u wailed last moon.

Cinderpelt: Unreasonable=killed by us
Reasonable= gud. We nah kill.

Fernstep: I uhhhh........I um...

Spottedleaf: chop-chop I don't have much time.

Fernstep (POV): umm...Forgot brush teeth? Noonono....ummmm......eerrrrr........... ok imma just say forrgot brush teeth. That's reasonable, right? Tell me in comments if reasonable and other excuses quick before I die of the 2 med. cats!

Spottedleaf: well?

Fernstep: I FORGOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH!!!! *runs away*

Cinderpelt: Grab your most effective weapon.*cinderpelt and spottedleaf grabs frying pan* ATTACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so, you never saw Fernstep again....