Fernstep: GUYS!!!!! *rushes into camp* GUYS I GOT SCARY NEWS FROM NEWSCLAN!!!!!!
Firestar: WHAT????
Jayfeather: scary news? Hah.
Fernstep: h-here. *hands over newspapers *
Yellowfang: lemme see that!!! *snatches newspaper* ahem, it says Purge is beginning and phoo, it's CREEPY!!!!!!
Fernstep: yeah.
At night.......
Fernstep: *wears a mask and a fluffy coat and uses a grey powder to cover his paws* omg this is crazy 😛 Now, we gotta stay quiet or they'll hear us! Let's go to the worriers den first and kill some! *walks to worriers den*
Worrier 1: mhm..... chocolate frosting...... oh yes.... Like it gimme *snore* some...*eats moss bed*
Fernpurdge: hehee *grabs knife and kills about 5 worriers* now let's go to another den!! *goes to nursery and kills some kits and queens and next elder then med den then Firestar* ok now, *transforms back to Fernstep* time to get sum booty sleep *puts on cucumber on eyes*
Firestar: Fernstep made me lost a life.... Does he think he has nine lives? No. Now , I must prove to him that I have 4 lives left *pulls out a crossbow and shoots*
Fernstep: *dies*
YOU ARE READING
Ways to get banned from Thunderclan!!
HumorAyyoo!!!!! I wrote this for fun and this is my FIRST book!!! Hope u enjoy!!!
