Ways to get banned from Thunderclan!!

Chapter 39: FLY(language warning though)

Fernstep: ok everyone, Imma paint a realistic Tigerstar portrait since everyone hates Tigerstar for being such a dump!! *paints* purrrrrrfecto!

Back at camp.....

Fernstep: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!

Cinderpelt: what?

Fernstep: I saw Tigerstar under a cliff there!

Cinderpelt: Do you mean that b*tch who broke my leg?????

Fernstep: yes.

Firestar: And that b*tch who tried to kill bluestar????

Fernstep: yes

Firestar: EVERYONE GRAB YOUR SHOTGUNS AND TORCHES AND PINCH-FORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And soon everyone grab their killing stuff and followed Fernstep to the cliff..............

Fernstep: Jump off the cliff to kill him!!!

Cinderpelt: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING MY LEG, BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*jumps and dies*

Spottedleaf: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *jumps and lands safely and starts shooting the painting* Hmmmm *sniffs* THIS IS NOT TIGERSTAR WE WE'RE FOOLED BY FERNSTEP'S CUNNING BIG F*CKING BRAIN >:(

Firestar: GET HIMMMMMMM BAN HIM FROM LIFEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KILLED MEH PRECIOUS CINDERPELT AND TRICKED USSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fernstep: *shrieks* L-lets settle this by watching Shrek Forever ok? *runs at full speed*

And so, Hollyleaf killed Fernstep by shooting him in the butt.....

Me: ayo guys! Don't worry I hired a crane to pull Spottedleaf out and respawn Cinderpelt and Fernstep!