wrong number ' karl jacobs

three

my sister just called me a dork

isn't that like a monkey thingy

what can i call her in return
help me

i can only think of bad slurs i don't wanna
say to her lmao

good morning to you too

call her a muffinhead

what the hell is a muffinhead

what's that even supposed to mean

that you have like a bloated head full of air ?

damn i never thought about it like that

it's what a friend of mine calls us when
he's mad, he hates swearing

oh okay

she said "where'd you get that from baldboyhalo"

what is a baldboyhalo

i'm too afraid to google it so i just blocked her

did a great job on that

my friends sister calls me that sometimes

seems like a younger sister thing

oh well

we should've never let them have
technology in the first place

i grew up playing with sand and rocks

i grew up eating sand and rocks

is it mean to say that's not surprising ?

a childhood friend of mine used to eat
bugs til she was like 8

we called her sandy

her name was not sandy

i've had a crush on sandy from spongebob
when i was younger

damn she had a lot fit in her mouth

no way same

i always tried to eat like 30 nuts at the same time

to be like her🤩

did u fit them all

no

but i'm pretty sure i was like 7 then

so my mouth was really small

i could make so many inappropriate
jokes right now

i'm waiting for them honestly

didn't even get a "can you still do it"

lame of you karl, lame

anyways i'm going to walk my fish see ya