wrong number ' karl jacobs

seven

my dad used to be a firefighter

used to be??

yeah

what happened

oh he gave up his job because my
parents wanted kids

my pa continued being a teacher

and my dad did home office

became a call taker

so what did he do

followed protocols that guide callers
through a sequence of questions to
quickly obtain information necessary
for dispatching the right responders
to the right location

he also provided instructions about what
to do until help arrives

that sounds so cool as well

it is

and both my dads always had time for us
growing up, even though they both worked

that's really awesome

my dad was home for like three hours a day

oh i'm sorry

no don't be, we've had a great relationship
even though he worked 9 to 5

and my mom was home all the time

i've had a great childhood

same

nice nice

oh

by the way

you didn't tell me your thoughts on the
stream yesterday

i enjoyed it, even though i've had no idea
what was going on

like in the game?

yeah but also all these voices

i couldn't tell who that was or who said
what to whom at all

it was very confusing

xdd yeah i can imagine

those were my friends

george (georgenotfound), nick (sapnap),
alex (quackity), darryl (badboyhalo)
and clay (dream)

wait

my sister called me baldboyhalo

oh yeah i remember, that's an insider
joke nickname of bad

and the whole muffin jokes like muffinhead
are also his insiders yk

oh

so my sister watches you and your friends

possible

what's her name

roya

that's a nice name

yeah

she's 15 and fully into twitch and youtube
in general

maybe she can teach me something so i
know what's going on

you might be able to tell them apart eventually

or even get to know them, they wanna
meet you anyway

wait

you talk to your friends about me ??

i mean yeah

oh my god

i didn't know we were getting married already

what tf should i wear

a dark green dress please

i always wanted to be rebellious

will you wear a black suit to go with it then

i'd love to

okay okay, deal

deal