wrong number ' karl jacobs

four

have you ever tried sneaking out as a kid

no, why?

have you?

i have

just remembered a story

i was like 14, climbing out of my window
as i wanted to go to this party my best friends boyfriend had going on in his basement

but i totally forgot that my room was
like 15 feet above the ground💀

oh my god what

did u fall down 15 feet??

no

i landed on the garage which was a little to
the left because apparently i was too
dumb to fall straight

lmfao what a talent

it probably saved your live though

yeah it did

still hurt my ankle btw

and my dad came out to find me laying
on the garage at 11pm with only a really
short dress on that kind of went up when i fell

i still think he could see under it to this day

oh

that took an unexpected turn

yeah

we never talked about it again
and i got grounded for like two months

have you ever been grounded

no but it sounds awful

it wasn't

i got to play tetris all day because he didn't
even take away my technology stuff

i also got to chill and ignore everyone

that was nice

wow, you sound socially awkward

i am, yeah

like i don't know how to talk to people irl

online easy, i'm super random and funny

don't say something against that, i've
gained confidence in my broken humor for once

wasn't going to

my humor is broken as well

like really dark and easy

lmao same

but when i meet people i like don't even
know how words work it's embarrassing

or in general just how to look at someone
without seeming creepy or stuff like that

oh i'm the opposite actually

btw i found a filter

look

omg

you look like that one character from ratatouille

alfredo? yeah i kinda see that too

no, remy

wow mean

got a more fitting one for that

where's the filter ?

you're so mean and for what :(

i'm sorry rat

my friend calls his dog that

i want a dog :(

or even better

a cat

i have one! :)

jsbdjxbxb pic please

for science class

you go school still?

no

---

we're just going to ignore the not matching outfits and lightning :)