UA staff group chat:
COCKatoo: Oh I know someone like this! Right, Nem!
SexyAndIKnowIt: That bad?
COCKatoo: Wait... you don't even know?
SexyAndIKnowIt: Can't remember what I am doing while being drunk.
Demon: Some very weird things Ma'am.
SexyAndIKnowIt: That bad?
Demon: See for yourself.
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Demon: So you really don't remember climbing up a tree and saying you were sandman just to get on top of a building and then use your quirk? I mean it was cool but still....
COCKatoo: That was really funny to watch xD
Demon: Right! I really loved it even if it knocked me out too. Anyways how did this even go this far? I saw you down there on the ground too Caterpillar and you Cockatoo!
SexyAndIKnowIt: WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TELL ME?!?!
Demon: WAIT! You didn't know?! HOW?! It went viral too!!!!
UndevelopedButterfly: well.. two shots of vodka was enough.
COCKatoo:..we took two..?
Demon: What have you two been up too? This was one of the less crazy ones too!!!
SexyAndIKnowIt: Ohh no...
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Demon: I mean?! What did you smoke?! You just climbed into a fountain and started acting like a fish?! It was hard to get you out on the police side! Come on please tell me she had more than 2 shots!
SexyAndIKnowIt: wait- did any of us know about drinking?
COCKatoo: I remember making parties- but drinking? Nah.
Demon: And smoking?
UndevelopedButterfly: no problem child.
Demon: What about drugs?!
ToyGoneWrong: THEY TOOK DRUGS?!
Demon: What else? Can you put this on low alcohol tolerance? I don't think so! They needed to be high for this!
PewPew: where did they even get drugs..
Demon: Don't ask me that! I am not Sherlock! I just love blackmailing material!
SexyAndIKnowIt: no shit SHERLOCK!!
Demon: Ahh this is literally asking for more so here we go!
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Demon: Tell me this is normal please! This was hilarious! She really started pole dancing in a metro! XD
Demon: Honestly this was one of my favorites but there are soo many more too!
SexyAndIKnowIt: Next time I do this please shoot me!
Demon: Nope! Here look at this! XD
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Demon: If you thought it couldn't get worse then tell me what's that?! Who even dressed you up in an onese? You had literally everything a baby needed and was on the ground acting like one! Hahah all the people around you look at their faces!
SexyAndIKnowIt: I want to disappear right now... please tell me you don't have more.
Demon: Of course I do!
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Demon: Sooo let's talk about this for a moment. How in the freaking world did you get stuck with your head in a fence?
NotTheKing: I honestly expected more from the UA staff chat..
Demon: Really? After what?! 41 failed ones? You serious?
NotTheKing:...
UndevelopedButterfly: just admit it, you yourself is a failure.
Demon: How delusional can the guy be?! Where did you put your head in?
COCKatoo: are we just gonna totally ignore about midnight?!
Demon: Or how she needed to be saved by the fire department that day?
ToyGoneWrong: Midnight, you are not allowed to leave the school grounds without my permission.
Demon: Buddy, you might want to check the CCTV's! She's drinking a whole bottle of wine right now.
PewPew: is that why the whole news channel has been flooded with 'oh midnight' or 'oh midnight that'?
Demon: You had no idea?! WHAT?! LOL- You guys should get out from under the heavy rock! We are not in the stone age anymore!
NoWorldHunger: of course I knew, the whole channels was filled with midnight and not a single cooking channel. It was a sad time :(
Demon: Anyways.... You might really want to get her out of the room she is in... She's about to blow the support course classroom up.... Just saying!
bobTheBuilder: she's about to what?! Midnight! Where did you get permission to go there?!
Demon: Well she had a new bottle in her hand and once of your students invention in the hand... It's Mei's baby by the way.
(A/N: He had eyes and ears everywhere lol XD-chimera)
bobTheBuilder: I WILL FRICKING KILL MEI!!!!
Demon: Ooppp and there goes the outer wall! No one got hurt tho!
ToyGoneWrong: I assume, you have hacked into our cameras?
Demon: Yes and not only that! I have full access to everything! I can lock you guys out if I want too! Good luck escaping the security protocols and the titanium doors XD
HeartOfStone: fuck he wan't kidding..
Demon: How dare you just go ahead and assume my gender! I could be Female or Non-binary as well!
COCKatoo: Are you?
Demon: Nope but that's not the point here. Oh and quick update she is currently in class 1B's room vandalising it.
UndevelopedButterfly: you know what? I'm just going to go to sleep.
Demon: Why not get some coffee first and the best and quietest place for sleeping would be ground beta. So you might want to head there.
UndevelopedButterfly: class 1B is training with Vlad there, they are annoying as hell
Demon: Nope. They went outside for some reason.
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COCKatoo: typical sho
Demon: Well have fun dealing with her... she's decorating the outside wall of UA.... XD this looks like fun. I would have loved to join her.
ToyGoneWrong: I'm sending someone to go get her.
Demon: It was my pleasure seeing this chaos but I have to go now. Soo till next time UA..
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A/N: I made a mistake and updated this a day earlier... oh well what's done is done. Tho no update tomorrow
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