Insane People?

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Luna: Hey!!!

Annala: Heyo!!

Rouge: Luna, Why are you talking to Annala? Your suppose to be doing school work.

Luna: I can do that later and I can do it when everyone's asleep.

Laxus: I don't care as long as I'm with my babe.

Annala: Awwww!! Thanks Lauxy!! Any way, YOU HAVE SCHOOL WORK ON A SATURDAY?!?!?!?!

Luna: I have school work 4-5 days a week. It dosn't matter what days as long as I do the work.

Annala: Ah.

Laxus: I'm coming over to your house Annala!!

Luna: You were suppose to help me with my homework!!

Laxus: Sorry. Girlfriends befor friendgirls.

Annala: YAY!!!! PARTY!!!!!

Rouge and Zeref: We can help you with school.

Annala: Or mabby you two shouldn't if your gonna be fighting over Luna.

Cana: WHOSE READY TO PARTY?!?!?!

Annala: Acualy Cana, no party.

Baccus: Awww....... But why not? Are you afraid I'll out drink ya?

Annala: Ummmm...... I don't drink. Acualy, I'm gonna go over to Luna's and help her with her school work.

Laxus: But I just got here.

Annala:And we can spend time together after we help Luna.

Laxus: Kk.

Annala: DON'T WORRY LUNA!! I'LL HELP YOU!!!

Luna: Thanks. But it's my burdon to bare. So don't worry about me. I can survive. But just barely.

Annala: T-T But I wanna help.

Laxus: *Puts a hand on Annala's shoulder and shakes his head* She wants to face it alone. We should respect her decision.

Annala: When's the best time to day dream? ANY TIME!!! Exept when driving, crossing a cross walk, riding a bike, running, using scissors, using a knife, using a fire, yes I'm talking about you Natsu, using magic, pluging things into outlets, walking up stai-mphnhhhh

Laxus: *Covers Annala's mouth* Sorry. Had I let her continue, She would of gone on forever.

Luna: Thanks Laxus.

Natsu: YOU INSULTED ME!!!

Luna: WOW!!! I guess the world is ending.

Rouge: I know. I just can't believe it!

Laxus: What do you mean?

Luna: Natsu used the word insulted and used it correctly! I guess he dose have a brain in there.

Rouge: Or the world is ending.

Annala: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ALL OTHER THE INSULTS I GAVE NATSU WAS JUST A PART OF MY PLAN TO MAKE HIM SMARTER THEN ME!!!! (Insert weirdest derp face you can find)

Luna: Well at least he has a brain. Now mabey he won't be as annoying.

Grey: NOPE! He's more annoying because now he can make comebacks faster and he can win arguments. So I think it's better if he had no brain.

Laxus: Who knew that his idiotness was needed to keep the rest of us sane.

Luna: But what fun is it to be sane! It's much better to be insane. And you should know this Laxus!

Laxus: Are you calling me insane?!?

Luna: Nope. I'm calling your girlfriend insane, but in the good way.

Annala: I'M INSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sup.

Luna: Hahahahaha!!!!! I shall help you rule and be your royal adviser so I can make sure you don't go over board!

Random person: We need more toilets!!

Luna: I think we should give them more toilets!

Annala: OF CORSE!!! But what should they be made out of? OH!! I KNOW WHAT THE TOILETS SHOULD BE MADE OUT OF!!!!! Paper. Thats what they shoulds be made out ot.

Laxus: O-o Ummmm...... Any one know whats going on?

Grey: Nope. Not a clue.

Natsu: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I CAN BURN DOWN ALL THE TOILETS!!!!!!

Zeref: Such weirdness.

Rouge: Ummmm..... Anyone know how to stop this?

Sting: Hold on a second. *pulls out a bag of skittles* WHO WANTS SKITTLES?!

Luna: ME!!!!!

Annala: I DO!!!!!!

Random person: GIVE MEH!!!

Rouge: Can I have some?

Laxus: Rouge, really?

Cobra: What? Can't dragon slayers eat skittles?

Luna:No they can't cause, accualy, ya. They can eat skittles.Now let's eat skittles and go on a train so then you can barf rainbows!!!!

Mira: Then you will be like unicorns!!

Rouge: I think I'm the only sane person here.

Luna: I'm second sane! I just talk crazy! *Derp face*

Annala: RAINBOWS!!!!!!! *Throws a bunch of skittles in the air*

Laxus: -_- I ain't cleanin' that up.

Annala: *Suddenly sane* Ummmm..... Laxus? Why are you talking like that?

Laxus: 'Cuze I can:

Annala: HELP LUNA!!!!!! WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!! MY BOYFRIEND IS TALKING WIERDLY AND I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!! *Running in circles with hands in the air, screaming*

Cobra: STOP YELLING!!! I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE YOU KNOW!!!!

Annala: ©_© I wasn't talking to you Cobra.

Cobra: Ummmm...... I'm gonna just be over her. K?

Laxus: K. I'm normal again.

Annala: Nvm. We're good.

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