Someone is screwed over

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Luna: Hehehe I'm the confusing master!!! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahjhahahajkahahaha efgsahjdfgdyhsuajshzaujshuidiirtysuaujhwegds7wquga67treywuqifdwuyhsweyxbfwysdcdbxuws
*Faints*

Rouge: Any idea what that just was?

Zeref: Nope.

Luna: I have decided something!

Lucy: What is it?

Luna: My order for guys I wanna date from most to least out of the guys I like!!!

Zeref: Well...

Luna: And I ain't tellin' nobody!!

Annala:Hahaha! Lol. Zeref has been left in the dark.

Sting: Well then cause of my magic, I should be able to know!

Rouge: And where is that logic comming from?

Sting: Because Zeref was left in the dark and I'm a light dragon slayer, I can see the light so I should know! It's just commen logic!

Natsu: That makes the the most sence in the world of sceneses.

Luna: You people are idiots.

Gajeel: Can we just see your list already?!?!?!

Luna: Fine. 1) Zeref 2) Rouge 3) Igneel 4) Acnologia 5) Cobra 6) Natsu 7) Sting 8) Grey. And that's it so far.

Mira: SO MANY SHIPS!!! *Faints from fangirling*

Annala: Mira and her ships.

Natsu: She has boats? Ugh, I'm getting sick thinking about them.

Annala: *Sighs* No Natsu. Not boats.

Grey: Haha! Lame brain!

Natsu: What was that stripsicle?!

Annala: Laidies, ladies. Your both pretty now stop fighting.

Natsu and Grey: HEY PEE WATER, WE ARN'T LADIES!!!

Laxus: Not again.

Annala: \(*0*)/ WHO WANTS TO DIE?!?!?!

Luna: Annala there is no need to kill anyone. I will get your revenge for you, plus I like messing with people and you know this.

Annala: Fine. Do as you please. But next time they're going to DIE!!

Laxus: Wow. Where did the nice talk come from?

Luna: Just let me do my thing. *Changes into tank top that shows off her chest and a skirt* Let's go boys. *Drags them into a room*

~~~~ 20 minuets later ~~~~

Luna: *Drags them back out* There you go.

Mira: What did you do to them? They look both terrified but at the same time have nose bleeds and blushes.

Luna: That's for me to know and the pervy bird to find out.

Annala: Nice job! *High fives Luna*

Luna: Thanks! *High fives back*

Grey: I found a new way to high five Natsu!

Natsu: Really?! HOW!!!!

Grey: Here! *Hits Natsu in the face with a chair*

Annala: Haha lol. My second favorite version of the high five.

Natsu: What was that for!!!

Grey: For you being a baka.

Gajeel: *Starts singing triple baka*

Laxus: MAKE IT STOP!!!

Annala: Awwwww~ Laxus, my poor baby. Come here. *Shoves Laxus' face in her chest and tries to block the sound out*

Luna: Laxus you dog!!!

Natsu: Dog? Where?!

Happy: NO DOGS!!!! *Hides*

Luna: Bakas.

Annala: Why is Laxus a dog? Dose he have ears and a tail and barks?

Leo: Because of my powers to have cat ears, I can turn him into a dog if you like!

Luna: Thats Fairy Tail logic for you. *Face palms*

Annala: How about making him a cat? I like cats.

Laxus: Don't I get a say in this?

Annala: Nope~

Leo: Okay, here. *Changes Laxus into a cat*

Luna: By the way, I forgot Leo on my list of guys so let's just put him between Cobra and Natsu.

Annala: Kya~ So kawaii!!! A kitty Laxus!! Now just imagin a kitty Zeref. Oh no wait. Just have Leo turn Zeref into a cat.

Luna: Nope. I'm going to turn me into a cat so I can cuddle with Zeref and be so kawaii!!!

Annala: Haha. That works too.

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