Chapters 1-6 bloopers

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"Scene one, take three!"

*Y/N narrating* Most stories start out with a tragic backstory, or a crazy kid with supernatural powers. But my story? Is completely norma-

Y/N: "AH SHIT I STUBBED MY TOE!"

"CUT!"

Giyu: *snickering*

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"Scene four, take two!"

Demon actor " look at you, so ripe and fresh. A beautiful young girl for me to devour! I could suck out your brain and grind up your bones for seasoning! Or maybe I should just eat you hole!"

Y/N: "AH HELL NAH GET YOUR UGLY ASS AWAY FROM ME"

Demon actor: *laughs*

"CUT!"

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"Scene eleven, take one!"

Y/N: "I-I ju-just want to go home, I want sak-sbluh bluh to say the right line but I can't."

Giyu: *trying to stay in character but laughs anyway*

"CUT!"

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"Scene eighteen, take three!"

Senemi: "HEY GET BACK HERE YOU BRAT!"

Giyu: "L/N-san hold on a minute-"

Y/N: "Nah fuck you I'm going to McGobbles, McDobbles, McMonalds, WTF AUTHOR ARE YOU THAT SCARED OF COPYRIGHT?!"

"CUT!"

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"Scene twenty-two, take one!"

Nene the bird: "CAW! CAW! UBUYASHIKI   Y/N IS TO GO TO NATAGUMO MOUNTAIN AND COMPLETE A MISSION!"

Y/N and Shinobu:

Nene: EHEM, I said, "CAW! CAW! UBUYASHIKI Y/N IS TO GO TO NATAGUMO MOUNTAIN AND COMPLETE A MISSION!"

Y/N: *shifts in her sleep*

Nene: "This bitch-"

"CUT!"

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"Scene thirty-one, take two!"

Cast:...

Author: "Where's Obanai?!"

*Everyone searching*

*Meanwhile with Y/N and Obanai*

Y/N with a doll: "I am in love with another!"

Obanai holding up Kaburamaru: "Who is this man?!"

Y/N: "He

Is

You! I love you!"

Obanai: "Marry me Rebecca!"

Y/N: "No."

Obanai: "Why?!"

Y/N: "I, I don't love you! Woopsies!"

Obanai: "REBECCAAAAA!"

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