#.070 ★ flirting lesson 101

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jiseok and non-jiseoks 

baby
who—

baby
who changed the
group name?

seungmin
me.

seungmin
do you have anything
against it uh?

baby
nope, i simp for gaon 

gunil
...

baby
babe, you are too

gunil
well you got me 

jiseok
it's bcuz im cute 

jooyeon
im cute too ;)

baby
no

jiseok
anw guys guess what
day is it :D

seungmin
today isn't my birthday

seungmin
and if it ain't my birthday
then why is it important?

baby
not everything is abt
you bitch

baby
the world doesn't revolve
around you

seungmin
was i talking to you?

baby
do i care if you're
talking to me?

gunil
stop being salty
you fuckers and let
jiseok speak

baby
fuck off

seungmin
i would say it's
jungsuannoyingme day

seungmin
oh wait nvm he always
annoys me

baby
same goes to jooyeon

jooyeon
all i did was breathing ??

jiseok
i just asked a question
unrelated to the both of you
but im glad yall dragged jooyeon
into this :D

jiseok
but it's no fun if i tell u

jiseok
guess what day is it
it starts with v

hanjun
vagina escape day

jiseok
it's not a birthday

seungmin
volunteer tribute day

jiseok
this ain't the hunger games

jooyeon
very single hearts day

jiseok
close enough !!

jiseok
it's the let's teach jooyeon
how to flirt day :)

gunil
there isn't even a v

jiseok
did i ask

jooyeon
im only single because
no one is worth my time except
myself

jooyeon
and hyeongjun

baby
you're single bcuz you're a
handful; a spoiler brat with
an attitude

jiseok
mfs at it again

gunil
same shit
different days

seungmin
jooyeon you're single
because you don't know
how to fucking flirt

jooyeon
dats not true

jooyeon
ik how to flirt but
hyeongjun just doesn't
give me the respond i want

hanjun
try hitting me up with your
best pick up lines then

jiseok
are you trash? because
i wanna take you out!

hanjun
no but you are because i
throw you a bin and never
look at u again

jiseok
....

hanjun
don't take it personally tho

baby
i'm expensive for everyone
but free for you :)

hanjun
i wouldn't even accept
you if you were free

gunil
i forgot my last name,
can i use yours?

hanjun
bitch got amnesia

seungmin
damn @ jungsu is this
how your man flirts?

baby
yes

seungmin
hopeless romantic

baby
yes

baby
but he cute so it's ok

gunil
i'll take it as
a compliment ;-;

jiseok
HYEONGJUN IS
LITERALLY ROASTING
ALL OF US

hanjun
try harder

jiseok
are you french?
because eifell for you

jooyeon
we're korean??

hanjun
idiot

gunil
if i had to rearrange the
alphabet i'd put u and i
together

hanjun
u have dyslexia?

seungmin
do you believe in
love at first sight? or shall
i walk by again??

hanjun
no thanks, once was
traumatizing enough.

baby
is your name google?
cuz you have everything i've
been searching for

hanjun
im better than google

hanjun
dude wouldn't have answered
all those questions in my exams

hanjun
don't insult me
like that ever again

gunil
i heard it from
a senior

gunil
can i borrow a kiss?
i promise i'll give it back

hanjun
that's so cringe

jooyeon
wait i got the perfect
one!!

hanjun
gosh

hanjun
shoot

jooyeon
deez nuts this, deez nuts
that

jooyeon
what about deez feelings i
have for you ??

hanjun
...

jiseok
.....

baby
......

seungmin
......

gunil
where tf is the
remove button

jooyeon
😿

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