HAPPY DEATH DAY xdinary heroes

#.085 ★ found family

jiseok and not-jiseoks

jooyeon
let's play the big
happy family!!

baby
no

gunil
i am the father

gunil
and so is jungsu

baby
thank god u didn't say
wifey or mother or else i
w

ould've smacked your

face

jooyeon
i don't wanna be your
son ew

jooyeon
i'll be the gay cousin

jooyeon
^ hyeongjun

jooyeon
I WILL BE THE SON

jooyeon
the outshot 💯💯

jiseok
uhhh are we playing
like kindergartens

jiseok
i feel like i'd be mhh

jiseok
fresh out of
jail uncle lessgoo 👌

seungmin
then i'll be the sassy aunt

seungmin
who talks shit abt you all mwah

baby
why are we doing this rn

jooyeon
bcuz yes

jiseok
me, jooyeon and
junhan are going
shopping rn

jooyeon
if we steal something and
end up in jail who would
we call

jooyeon
why would we steal in
first place

jiseok
i'd call jungsu but
i feel safer in jail

baby
if u ever call me because you
ended up in jail do never
show your face to me again

baby
i will play golf with your heads

gunil
the fact that he
actually would 💀

gunil
what will you buy btw

jiseok
food for our
beloved father
of four <33

gunil
you're making me fat
with buying junk food

seungmin
exercise in the
school gym

seungmin
u have free equipment
anyways

jiseok
i have some tips to
keep yourself healthy if
you want

gunil
shoot

jiseok
fitness tip! never stop
pushing yourself

jiseok
some say 8 hours of sleep
is enough! why not keep
going??! why not 9 duh?
why not 10? strive for greatness :D

jooyeon
next time you're working
out do 15 push ups instead of 10

jooyeon
run 3 miles instead of 2, eat a
whole cake instead of just a
slice, burn your ex's house
down! you can do it, i believe in
you gunil <3

gunil
shouldn't have asked

jooyeon
we're not going
to commit arson

jooyeon
oh :((

baby
hyeongjun typing
with jooyeon's phone makes
him look bipolar or smth

seungmin
oh right u haven't told us
what happened again

jooyeon
a summary of it is that mum
got angry since she's homophobic
and shits

jooyeon
so she took my phone (since it's
the phones fault!##!#?#?#!) and
forbid me from seeing
jooyeon

jooyeon
she forgot we're in
the same class lmao

baby
that's so sad lol

jiseok
wait but actually
jooyeon's idea isn't bad

baby
???

jiseok
burning your ex's
house

gunil
it's a dumb thing

jiseok
i've done a lot of
dumb things

jooyeon
i witnessed the dumb things
(hyeongjun)

baby
i recorded the dumb
things

seungmin
i joined in the dumb things

jooyeon
i came up with the dumb
things

gunil
i TRIED to stop all
of u from doing dumb things

gunil
but failed everytime

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WHY DID Y'ALL WANT HYEONGJUN DEAD ?? hsksjs

^ would u guys read it if i wrote a new xdinary heroes story? i have some inspiration :)

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