this is a shitpost chapter which means this is not to be taken seriously lmfao
Shitpost chapters will be badly written on purpose
Also this isn't canon in any of my actual chapters
Panther: UwU jammer you're so cute
Jammer: you're cute too babe 😳
*intense making out session*
Local conekat bitch: Whats with them?
Thedian: Why are you asking me?
Local conekat bitch: idk
Thedian: damn
Nightshade: hey guys what's going on- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Nightshade: OMG..this is so emotional 😭😭
Plantix: it's ok nightshade you can find another man
Nightshade: SHUT THE FUCK UP PLANTIX *kills plantix*
Nightshade has a mental breakdown while panther and jammer make out in the bathroom
Jammer: Omg babe you're such a good kisser 😳😳
Panther: you too babe 🥰
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Nightshade busts in with a shotgun
Jammer: Wh-
Nightshades blasts panthers head off
Jammer: WHAT THE FUCK
Nightshade: Now we can be together again!
Jammer: HELL NA-
Nightshade blasts jammers head off too
Nightshade: he made a bad decision
Nightshade casually walks out while goo is splattered everywhere
Mochi and feizao walks into the bathroom
Mochi: Alright so let me tell you abou- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Feizao: ...
Feizao: OH MY GOD
Mochi: GOD WHO LEFT THEIR BODIES IN HERE?!
Feizao: FASHUI IS GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS
Mochi: I can help you clean u-
Fashui walks in
Fashui: Alright feizao I got you a gun- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Fashui: Oh jeez feizao..YOURE DEAD
Feizao runs out of the bathroom and fashui chases him
Mochi: ...
Mochi: and I oop
While in the garden..
Nightshade sobbing while he squeezes a slime pup
Nightshade: ugh he's such a cheater 😭😭😭😭
Nightshade: I could get a better man though...
Nightshade becomes emo
Nightshade: But I'll need to try harder!
Nightshade dashes out of the garden
Shork: Mmm man I love drinking pool water
Blaxor: you're disgusting
