😎 SC2 - Fed X Shades

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Pretty cool ship, just too lazy to make a serious chapter about it.

Not canon in any of my actual chapters

(me when i finish old wips....holy shit wtf is this..)

(also these just show how cringe I really am...)

Fed: OMG heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bestie

Shades: Hi bestieeeeeeee

Shades: how r u?!?

Fed: I'm doing nice babe I just slaughtered plantix!!

Shades: oh em GEE really?! That's so coollll

Fed: I know righttt

Shades: let's kiss

Fed: ok

Insert Fed and shades kissing 

Queter: Gootraxians kissing is ILLEGAL!!!!

Queter and some other humans beat the shit out of fed and shades

Dr. Shaggy: Remember guys! Dying is gay! 

NeonZonai: Ah...but im already gay..

Carneline: what the fuck is going on over there

Panther: smells liek blood....XD

Carneline: ttthat isnt related to my question.

Ghost shade(s): IM FUCKING VIBING!!!!!!

Ghost fed: ok...cool but can we kiss again?

Ghost shade: of course UwU

*mwa wmamamwwmamwwmamdaw*

Toby/Cherry: How do they even kiss? They are goo.

Gimpy: Everything is possible :P

Toby/Cherry: Fuck off *kills gimpy* 

Diamond slime hound: Ohh~ But im already dead....

Diamond hound fucking gets ran over by a bunch of humans

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Insert a screaming sound effect

Average neutral main: isn't this a normal thing to see in the mornings?

Other neutral main: yea.

Local rare protector: PROTECC!!! Mus protecc

Booger rabbit: hai guys,,- gets ran over by humans

Ghost shade: hun, what's going on over there?

Ghost fed: didn't you see? There's a diamond hound being chased down

Ghost shade:...unfortunate but do you wanna go out for food?? to that weird shop in the crystal cave/COVE??

Ghost fed: sure

Ghost shade: ok cotton swab les go 😳😳

Human mains fighting over the crate

Lean pup just comes in and takes it

NeonZonai: where's the crate?

Lean pup: I got it XD

Toby/cherry: HOLY SHIT LEANNNNJPUP

Lean pup: Yes.

.....

Ghost shade: we are here cotton swab

Ghost fed: awww no I wuv you more sugar lips 😳

Ghost shade: I know bb ...

Nightcrawler: HI WELCOME TO MY SH-

Sprinklekit: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A AMONG US REFERENCE?!?!

Nightcrawler: Shut the fuck up sprinkleshiys

Sprinklekit: ok..

Nightcrawler: anyway DUMBASSES what do you want?

Ghost shade: can I get me sum uhhhhhhh  crispy apple sliCes

Ghost fed: I want plantix salad

Nightcrawler: comin up..

Ghost shade: psssstttttttt sprinkleshit

Sprinklekit: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT

Sprinklekit: anyway what

Ghost shade: shouldn't you be in the cafeteria?

Sprinklekit: idk nightcrawler forced me to "work" here

Sprinklekit: you will still see me in the cafeteria tho

Sprinklekit:..Just with my other variants and sprinkleshits..KITS

Ghost shade: oh ok

Nightcrawler: A PLANTIX SALAD FOR YOU and sum crispy appel slices..

Ghost fed: waow so cool

Ghost shade: thank you!

Nightcrawler: give me all your money

Ghost shade: no thank you! speeds away with fed

Nightcrawler: HEY! FUCK YOU-

Ghost shade: hey babe wanna eat this SHITTY food in the cafeteria..

Ghost fed: of course boo

walking sound effect

Ghost shade: we here

Ghost fed: waow many people

Ghost shade: don't sit near plantix(s) they hate plantix salads

Ghost fed: ok...



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