V for Vendetta x reader (abused fem)

Outtakes part 3 ~ Incorrect Quotes #1

Y/N: Why is there a puppy in here?

V: I saw it and thought it needed a home.

Y/N: V.. it has a collar and an address and a phone number on the silver bit-

V peels the collar off and throws it out into the hallway: no it doesn't.

Y/N: Just because you took it off doesn't mean it doesn't belong to anyone... V, it's probably got a tracking chip in it-

V picks the dog up and shakes it like a martini mixer against his ear:

Y/N: What are you-

V: It doesn't sound like it's chipped.

Y/N: how the fuck can you HEAR if it's chipped?!

V shrugs: Who said it was chipped?

Y/N: We literally just had that discussion-

V: what discussion?

Y/N: STOP AVOIDING THE REALITY HERE, HOWEVER CUTE THAT DOG IS DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FOR COMITTING A FELONY AND TAKING IT AWAY FROM ITS FAMILY!

V: We are its family... *pouts*

Y/N: V....!

V: ...What if I were to say.. It was the Chancellor's dog?

Y/N: Oh, well that's okay then.

V smiles triumphantly

~later~

Y/N: This is good stew, what meat is it?

V enters room: Ah, I'm glad, I tried very hard. It was very tiresome to make, *mumbles* especially with the meat being so against being eaten...

Y/N: Cool cool.. So, where is it? What happened to the dog?

V: what dog?

Y/N: What do you mean, 'what dog' ... You wanted that thing like a kid wants sweets!

*V shrugs and turns to leave*

Y/N looks at stew and the very red meat, looks at sink and sees blood and fur, puts 2 and 2 together: I think I'm gonna be sick!

V: Why, is there something wrong with the stew?

*You rush off to the bathroom to gag and puke*

*dog barks and pants.*

V: Good boy~ *pats head and calls the owners to come pick it up* That was payback for all the mischievous things you've done to me, Y/N! *whispers to self and cackles evilly at the end*