V for Vendetta x reader (abused fem)

Incorrect Quotes + playlist 0_0

hope you like it lol, took all day to makeee ;~;

Also, have reread this story over the stretch of a few days and like... There's a chapter missing-

Uhh, I'll upload it and indicate where it should've been-

0____0 bit embarrassing really

but like yeah.

here are some Incorrect Quotes for you while you wait. :'D

You: Ok. We're running out of money, we got any ideas to get back on track?
V: What about we just ste-
You: Except for stealing.
V:
You: Nothing, really?
V: Take pictures of your feet and sell them on the internet, I hear that's really down with the kids rn.
You:
You: Since when do you know about 'The InTerNet'!?

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Your BFF: What? Are you two gonna avoid eye contact forever? Who are you, V having sex?!
V gasps:
You: Yeah maybe not, cuz unlike V having sex, we're gonna do it slower and with DIGNITY.
V: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

~

You: If this were a movie.. This would be the part where we kiss~
V: Yeah, you're probably correct.

~

V: Stop, you're giving me that look you give me like I can't get erections!
You: I-

~

Some guy to V: Would you like to have gay sex with me?
V: ...No thank you.
Guy: Oh.. WOW.

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You doing the worm at a party:
V's head: 'I have the weirdest boner, right now..'

~

V: This is ridiculous-
You: V, somewhere between our 9th and 17th sleepover, moooost people would say we're more than 'acquaintances'.
V: See, I think you are wrong.

~

Detective: Y/N L/N, you aren't one to fight, you scream like a little girl-
You: AND HOW BOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BIG BOY-
Detective:
V:
You: That didn't come out right...

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Creedy being a douche:
You: Shut up Creedy, we all know about your crooked wang!
Creedy: HEY-

~

Your voices: Hmm.. No I'm genuinely concerned for us. He has mental health problems and not the fun kind.
You: Shut up, we are literally insane-
V: You aren't insane, dear-
You: I'm not talking to you!
V's head: 'maybe you right..'

~

Creedy trying to black bag you:
You screaming a battle cry, running through the glass door leaping over the 6ft high fence:
Creedy: Usually I'd say after her.. but.. Whatever she has could be catching... Only follow her if you aren't afraid of going TOTALLY round the bend.

~

V: You can go anywhere excceeeept here.
You on his day out, opening the door: Goddamnit, he been hiding an indoor park! An INDOOR SWING OH YEAH, I'M GETTING ON THAT THING RIGHT AWAY-
[the room is S&M swings and-]
You gasp: SECRET DOGS, he's got the collars.. where are the dogs??

~

You: The traffic warden would lure me into traffic.
V: Well..

~

You waking him up:
V slashing knife around:
You: WOAH, woah, it's just me! WHY DO YOU SLEEP WITH A KNIFE!?
V: I have a very suspicious nature..
You: Who hurt you?

~

V showing up after he tortured you for weeks:
You: BITCH I KNEW YOU WAS A BITCH ASS POSER!

~

V: did you go to prison? I saw your picture in the paper-
You: Naww, was at Holding... there's a biiiiig difference.
V:

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You watching V staring at the radio while Shoop - Salt n Peppa plays:
V: *confused twerking*

~

Your head: 'V is still talking... lol I love how my brain has an echo though.. helllo, is anyone in here?'
voice: 'HELLO. Y/N.'
You: AHHH SHIT WTF-
V jumping, throws drink in the air, spills all over him: HUHWHA-

~

You: Do you remember V, you two were introduced-
BFF: I met him, I remember him, yes. Tall, wears black, legit no other closet than monochrome. Mask, no face, cries when you call him bitch baby.

~

You bored out of your mind:
Voices: 'You know what's fun, killing your lover and pleading insanity~'
Your head: 'That doesn't sound like fun-'
Voices: 'how would you know Y/N?!'
V: Is everything alright, darling?
You: ...
V: ?
You: I wasn't thinking about killing you.
V: Aww thank you~

and now.

some art i drew at 3am. :'D

the end for noooowww :D