This World Was Never Yours ( OC Harem x fem reader) [On Hiatus]

Apology

Hello my darlings! Sorry about the lack of updates, I've been busy. While you wait, enjoy these incorrect quotes featuring the one and only Valkeries.

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Harumi: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Thea: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Harumi: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Thea, learn to listen.

Lunella: What if it bites itself and I die?

Kyoshi: That’s voodoo.

Asami: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Zehira: That’s correlation, not causation.

Subete: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Evelyn: That’s kinky.

Harumi: Oh my God.

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Amethyst: Just be yourself.

Thea: 'Be myself'? Amethyst, I have one day to win Y/n over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Harumi: Couple weeks.

Rosé: Six months.

Sakura: Jury’s still out.

Thea: See, Amethyst?

Thea: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Olivia: Time for plan G.

Akio: Don’t you mean plan B?

Olivia: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kyla: What about plan D?

Olivia: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Kyoshi: What about plan E?

Olivia: I’m hoping not to use it. Aquarius dies in plan E.

Eri: I like plan E.

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Aquarius: We need to distract these guys.

Thea: Leave it to me...

Nox: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Olivia, Zehira, and Sakura: *Immediately begin arguing*

Aurora, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

I hope you enjoyed, and I look forward to updating soon!