𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐱

T H I R T Y T H R E E

Lixie
AYO CHAN YOU WOULD
NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST
HAPPENED?!?!???

Channie
YOUR PARENTS ARE FORCING
YOU TO MARRY SOME MAFIA
KING BUT YOU ARE ALREADY
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE
SO YOU ARE TEXTING ME TO ASK
IF I COULD HELP YOU RUN AWAY?!?!

Lixie
Dude you have been
reading WAY too many
fanfics.....

Channie
So to clear it out you are not
marrying some mafia king...???

Lixie
Of course not

Who do you think I am...??

Channie
But when I was reading that
one taekook fanfic Taehyung
was forced to marry Bang PD
so then he texted Jungkook the
exact same words you texted me
and then they both ran away
together and killed Bang PD
together with the help of bang
PD'S biggest enemy aka Jackson
Wang......

Lixie
Bro no just no

I'm taking away your
Wattpad privileges

You know too much.....

Channie
DID YOU JUST BRO-ZONE ME!?!?

And no you can't take away my
Wattpad privileges

Lixie
OF COURSE I BRO ZONED
YOU

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT
ME TO SAY?!???!?

DADDY NO JUST NO?!!???

Channie
I wouldn't mind that tho-

Lixie
If we ever meet in real
life I'm gonna rip your
hair off

Channie
oOh iM sO sCaReD

Lixie
Why you bully me

Channie
Cause I can

And you stewpid af

Lixie
Brb imma just go cry
in the corner

Channie
No wait come back

I was just playing around
with you baby :(((

Lixie
I'm sad >:(

Channie
Noo sweet angel

I didn't mean it :(((

Lixie
Anygays back to
the main topic

BITCH YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHO IM CELEBRATING MY
BIRTHDAY WITH

Channie
Bipolar much....

ALSO WHO ARE YOU
CELEBRATING YOUR
BIRTHDAY WITH?!?!?

Lixie
J.ONE AKA HAN FUCKING
JISUNG FROM 3SRIRACHA

3RACHA******

Channie
AYO WTF

YOU ARE THE PERSON
WHO'S CONTACT IS SAVED
AS "MINHO DADDY'S FRIEND"
IN SUNGIE'S CONTACTS
---Message deleted---

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

Lixie
THANK YOU SO MUCH

DDXFCHBJNUNFILIKEYOU

Channie
GUHIJYTFGYBINBFF

Lixie
Alright I need to go now

I'll miss you Channie <333

Channie
Awwieee

I'll miss you too Lixie <33

A/n

IMMA JUST YEET MYSELF
REAL QUICK 😻👌

20th April 2022

WC: 355