Y/N's POV
"I'm coming I'm coming." You whined as Shrek called you into the bedroom for sexy time.
"You will be" Shrek said while his giant 100ft willy flopped onto the bed.
"Yes please green daddy." You climbed onto the bed and shrek destroyed that cooch with all he had.
He coomed inside of u. It was green and smelled like tadpoles.
As he finished a knock at your door made you both jump.
"Mummy, daddy. Trump is at the door asking to use my twitter account." Your youngest son, Michaelangino yelled.
"For fucks suck just tell the smelly tangerine to go away." You cried holding in your moans.
Donalf Trump bursted through the door. He was nude. You proceed to have a threesome.
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