~smut warning~
Y/N POV
Today is my first official date with Hulk and I'm absolutely hyped. I hit the woah and put my green crocks onto my feet. Hulk thinks that I bought them to remind me of him but I really bought them to attract shrek. Shrek is so sexy. I quickly did the renegade and ran out of the building to my car. The rain was heavy but I could still hear a voice, 'Y/N!'.
'Hm?' I turned around to see my knight in shining armour. 'Shrek!' I yelled.
'Y/N you can't go on this date!' He yelled. 'Why shouldn't I?!' I replied.
'Because... because I love you, bitch!' He yelled.
'And i ain't ever gonna stop lovin' you, bitch.' I finished the vine and our hands intertwined. We stared into eachother's eyes and then before I could even process what was happening our lips collided for a passionate kiss. We held eachother close as possible and he carried me into my apartment and we fucced on the carpet with his 4' wang.
The end.
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