I randomly thought of doing this, so here I am. I hope you like them!
Rapunzel: Why are you smiling?
Cassandra: What? Can't I just be happy?
Emma: Eugene tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Emma: Look guys, I need help.
Rapunzel: Love help?
Eugene: Financial help?
Cassandra: Emotional help?
Varian: Help moving a body?
*Everyone looks at Varian*
Varian: What?
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Eugene: I'm not mad. I just want to know why the two of you would need a fake ID.
Varian: *incoherent mumbling*
Eugene: Huh?
Emma: You need to be over 18 at Petco to hold the puppies.
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Varian: What are you doing?
Emma: *standing on a chair* I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.
Varian:
Varian: Where's the spider?
Emma: It's under the table. Please get it for me!
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Cassandra: This was a 100% successful trip.
Rapunzel: We lost Eugene.
Cassandra: This was a 100% successful trip.
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Cassandra: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.
Rapunzel: Because you're sweet and funny.
Cassandra: Eugene says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.
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Rapunzel: Truth or Dare?
Emma: Dare.
Rapunzel: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room.
Emma: Hey, Eugene?
Eugene: *blushing* Yeah?
Emma: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Varian.
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Varian: Only geniuses can say these four words quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.
Emma: Oh, come on, no one's falling for that-
Eugene: IAMSTUPID!
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Emma: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...
Rapunzel: Put them in a facemask.
Varian: Use them in a battery.
Eugene: Throw them at people.
Cassandra: Squirt the juice in Life's eyes. Steal Life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are Life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.
Emma: ... Make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.
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Sun, Moon, and Stars: A Varian X OC Story
Fanfiction{ HIATUS } Taking place after the events of Tangled The Series, our story begins with an inseparable pair: Varian and Emma. They have been best friends for as long as they remember and they have always been there for each other. Sooner or later, the...
