How To Live With A Popular Penis

six - swollen balls

I KNOW I AM ON A HIATUS BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FAMILY BUT I WROTE HALF OF THIS CHAPTER BEFORE SO HERE YOU GO!
ALSO THANK TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME THROUGH THIS ROUGH TIME ❤

"My balls are double sized at the moment." Ashton groaned as he held a pack of ice cubes on his crotch.

"At least you won." Tony chuckled from the front of the car, giving him a short glare over the driver's mirror.

"I'll stay sterile." Ashton whined, looking down at his crotch. "Damn this hurts." He let out a painful sigh, remembering the event that happened not even fifteen minutes ago when Brian, one of his team mates accidentaly hit him with his stick as he upswinged it. Apparently he directly hit him in the balls and Ashton could swear he was about to die.

"At least I will save some money for condoms then." Tony chuckled softly. He knew his son was in pain and that his jokes didn't help him much, but he was just so happy to have finally watched his son on the ice and even win that he couldn't help but to smile and joke around.

"Dad, this is not funny." Ashton groaned, rolling his eyes. "What if I want a baby one day, huh? What am I gonna do then?"

"You don't want a baby, trust me." Tony sighed through a half opened mouth. "Babies are cute until they grow into an eighteen year old - How do you call it? Fuckboy?" He questioned, remembering from earlier when Ashton explained him what a fuckboy was.

"Fuckboy, yeah." Ashton threw his head to the side and nodded satisfied.

"The Fuckboy's going to take a rest for a few days now." Tony said more as a question, looking back at Ashton over his shoulder.

"Should I see a doctor?" Ashton bent forward, making sure the ice bag won't fall off his crotch.

"Nah, you'll be alright. Just take a rest this weekend. Don't walk too much and don't ..
Have sex." Tony waved it off, driving into a huge curve before he finall parked it in front of their house.

Ashton sighed before he opened the door and walked out, spreading his legs wide as he walked, pressing the bag up his balls.

"Dad, can you bring my duffle bag in?" He questioned, hardly talking at the amount of pain he felt while he walked.

"Sure." Tony shrugged, walking to the back of the car and taking his bag out. "Why didn't Nina come to see you?" He asked once they walked into the house and Ashton threw himself on the couch.

"She's on her period." Ashton said simply, looking up at his dad as he stood above the couch. "She has really bad cramps."

"Owh, poor Nina." Tony cooed, walking out of the kitchen to get upstairs and sort Ashton's stuff out.

Ashton laid on the couch and took his phone out of his jacket pocket just to see he had a message from Nina.

Ni(cotine)na: Swollen balls?

He couldn't help but to immediately smile at the message despite the burning pain in his pants.

A(wesome)sh: Yeah :( They are double size

Ni(cotine)na: My uterus is falling apart. I feel yo pain

A(wesome)sh: I had a plan to bring you chocolate or pizza but then somebody decided to castrate me so forget it

Ni(cotine)na: Do you want ME to bring YOU chocolate?

A(wesome)sh: Nah I got really strong pain killers they'll make it

Ni(cotine)na: I am really sorry I couldn't come. Contragulations by the way

A(wesome)sh: It's okay I wish I wasn't there either lol MY BALLS WILL FALL OFF