Don't be a Kept Man

Chapter 63: Today is Also a Day to Keep Up His Fake Personality

Fu Xiu Nian's words could be matched with the saying that if the words don't shock people, he will never stop to do so until he dies.

This kind of landmine being thrown out not only made the viewers who were watching and preparing their pitchforks start laughing like crazy, even Chen Yi stopped eating his candy. He lifted his eyes to emotionlessly look at Fu Xiu Nian and then bit the candy in his mouth harshly, crushing it into pieces. With the disproportionate distribution of white and black in his eyes, when compared to an average person, it made him look quite evil and scary.

Fu Xiu Nian's gaze met Chen Yi's eyes, and he was not only not scared, but he even smiled at him. His dimples came out of hiding and showed up along with his smile before Fu Xiu Nian turned around to head into the water. His voice rang out light heartedly as he said out loud,

"I'm going to catch some fish now."

Chen Yi slowly retracted his gaze and lowered his eyes. Continuing to play around with the candy shards in his mouth, he ate the lollipop as if he was smoking a cigarette instead.

It was at this time that the production team issued a new mission:

"Besides Chen Yi who is unable to join in due to his health, the other four must compete with each other within a time limit of two hours. The winner will be determined by the total weight of the fish you have caught and they will be able to head into the convenience shop to pick out whatever items they want. The one with the lowest total weight will be given a punishment instead."

The "convenience shop" was really only a trailer attached to the end of a car. It was small, but it had everything they would need. Everything from wood, rice, oil, salt, snacks and drinks were prepared, just like a regular corner brick and mortar convenience store, hence the name as "convenience shop".

To these stars that could become vegetables themselves from eating only vegetables, it was no doubt a huge motivational boost. But the PD team would not provide any materials or tools for them, and the celebrity guests could only enter the shop for ten minutes with empty hands. How much they could carry would be based on their cleverness.

Ah Qi immediately clapped enthusiastically, as if he knew he would be on top already,

"I agree, I agree. Hu. You guys are finally being generous for once."

The girls themselves however were not concerned about that. Instead, Zhao Ke Yi and Li Su Li's face dropped in fear and asked,

"What is the punishment for being last?"

The PD smiled meaningfully,

"Nothing difficult. A very simple task. The last will become a volunteer, helping an old granny by the village entrance with her chores."

It was said easily, but it could not not be difficult. The commenters immediately went to discuss the implications.

[ This production team is really not human. Things one after another, over and over. The punishment from the last game was said to have the boys help tend the cows, but it was really cleaning up piles of their poo. The group of men vomited as soon as they were done, until they heaved out more than the fat of their body. ]

[ Chen Yi was already slacking off during the last punishment. Ah Qi and Fu Xiu Nian were worked to death on his behalf. This time he's already lying like a sack of potatoes again. What kind of stupid luck does he have? Everyday, every time, just taking the fruit of other people's efforts. What, is being sick supposed to be something great? Why didn't he die at the hospital. If he rested for eternity, how great would that be? ]

[ This is the first time I have seen Chen Yi. As a simple passerby, he's ok. Quite a straightforward man, no frills and all that. That phrase if he's pregnant cracked me up so hard lol ]