Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy x Male Reader ( 2019 cartoon )

Y/nHarleyIvy

( Damn ,been a while hasn't it ? Well its Fucking back ! )

Harley : " Last Season my bestie Ivy was engaged to this Lameo but Y/n and I where in love with her to , Joker had a Second Acid Bath , kicked Psycho's and Inferno's ass , Hard Pass DarkSeid , Save Ivy from her own wedding and we drove off into the Sunset , What do you think we did next ? "

Y/n , Harley and Ivy where at The Fortress of Solitude watching a movie

Ivy : " I dont even wear leaves "

Y/n chuckled

Harley : " Still you gotta respect the hussle , they wrote , shot and edited this in Two Weeks since Psycho and Inferno blew up our Spot "

Y/n : " I will agree with you there " He wraps his arms around them both "

Ivy : " Was that only two weeks ago ? It feels like so much longer "

Harley : " I know right ? "

Y/n ; " Feels like its been two Years "

His Girlfriends look at him

Y/n : " Well it does "

Jor-el : " The Sign says no Girls Allowed "

Ivy : " SuperMan's Dead Dad ? "

Jor-el : " Y/nHarlIvy , what are you doing here ? "

Y/n : " Jesus , is that our Ship name now or something ? "

Harley : " Ooh is that our offical Celeb Couple Name ? "

Y/n : " Needs some work "

Ivy : " Yeah would have just gone with Y/nHIvy "

Y/n nods kissing Ivy on the Forehead , " Much Better "

Jor-el : " I hadn't said it out loud before , it looks better in writing. Wait a minute now surrender fugitives , wait are you watching a Dirty Movie ? This is the Fortress of Solitude "

Y/n grinned , " Yes we are , so fuck off "

Harley : " Lol , a Dirty Movie " She looks at Y/n , Ivy , " Relax , we just dropped in to chill for a bit and eat all your chips while Gordon is looking for Us ok ? Your big dumb Son says its ok "

Jor-el : " Oh did he now ?Perhaps we should call him "

Harley : " You really dont have to do that "

Ivy : " Yeah dont that "

Y/n : " Nope , don't call him "

Jor-el calls Supermam

Supermam : " Y/n , ladies your Honeymoon is over "

Y/n : " Fuck off "

Harley : " Wrong Again , its just beginning ! " She throws away her cup which shatters , She grabs Y/b and Ivy's hand , " Come on Y/n , Ivy , lets Bounce "

Harley clicks a remote and the wall behind them explodes as they leave

Supermam : " Come Back and face Justice wait did you sign up for Hbo Max ? I already used my free trial ! "

Harley : " Shit , Shit , Shit where did we park ? God How does Wonder Woman keep track of this damn jet "

Harley accidentally shoots off a Missle

Harley : " Oh its right over there Yay ! "

Once inside the Invisible Jet

Ivy : " So. What do we do now ? "

Harley : " Let The Eat Bang Tour Begin "

Ivy : " Come here "

Y/n , Harley and Ivy hug each other and kiss