Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy x Male Reader ( 2019 cartoon )

A High Bar

Y/n was sitting with Harley on the couch , watching TV , while Poison Ivy was making coffee

" Ivy no rush , but Howie mandle is Only showing how to make Thanksgiving leftovers into a nativity scene " Harley called to The redhead

" Oh my God , wait what ? " Ivy asked before rushing to the couch before handing Harley and Y/n the drink

As Howie was explaining what he was doing he " But first , let me introduce my surprise co host , you know him as the clown Prince of Crime , let's give it for the Joker ! "

Joker laughed before appearing on camera

" Shit ! " Harley exclaimed

" Get ready America , Howie's got something he's dying to tell you " Joker said , revealing a bomb attached to Howie

" Oh , no , no , no , no , Not Howie " Frank said

" You know what's stupid ? , Me for playfully implying that on yesterday's show that the couple formly know as joquinn , is no more "

Harley growled while listening to this , Y/n didn't like it ethier

" Thanks Howie , when I dumped poor sad watchin"

" She's right over here ! " Frank said , pointing at Harley

" Frank " ivy warned the plant

" I promised I would respect her wishes to drift into the darkness of totally anonymity , and for the record , our couple name was , joker " The clown Prince of Crime laughed

" Oh that liar trying to blow up the cleanest nicest talk show hosts on television ?" Harley asked , standing up

Ivy and Y/n stood up as well , " Just ignore him , he's beating you , not worth getting angry over " ivy said , trying to calm Harley down

" Yeah Harley , it's not worth it " Y/n said , putting a hand on her shoulder , which she brushed off  , even though he was getting a little angry himself  , how dare the joker insult his Harley ? His ? Where did that come from ? Y/n shook his head

" Sorry but that's all the time we have today Howie , and speaking of time , yours is running out " joker said  , revealing a bomb and activating it

Howie starting running around , " I need a very nude porno girl " , he yelled ( a/n , I can't understand what he said , my bed if I guessed wrong )

Harley smashed the tv

" Jesus , harls , this is why I don't put the tv out " Ivy explained

" Good tv ? , Where you hiding that bad boy ?" Frank asked

" Yeah ivy , where is it ? " Y/n asked

Ivy glared at him , before turning her attention back to Harley

" If he thinks I'm just going to fade away into obscurity , he doesn't know what's coming " Harley said

" Who cares ? , Your doing great , you got a killer new outfit  , you Started meditating " ivy said

" No I haven't started meditating I just downloaded the app " Harley corrected ivy

" That's the first step , your a strong independent woman who doesn't care what other people think "

" Right ?! , Who cares what joker and his stupid legion of doom buddy's think " Harley said confidentially

" Preach ! " Frank said

" Hell , I'll show them in person how little I care " Harley said , pulling out her phone , typing something

" What no , what are you doing ? " Ivy asked