Ivy and Y/n where Cleaning The Apartment when Harley and The Crew Came in
Harley : " Who isn't Covered in Unwashable ink . Uh . This Girl . We just made That Bank our Bitch ! "
Harley threw the Bags of Money on the table. Which Broke
Ivy : " Dude ! That was a Gucci Coffee Table "
Harley : " Oh Sorry . But Hey . Now you can but a Bunch of them ! "
Ivy Crossed Her Arms : " You know You could just hand me some money. You don't have to make it Rain "
Harley was throwing the Money at Ivy
Y/n Snickered
Ivy : " Ugh. I'm going to make some Metals "
Y/n shook his head
Harley : " Oh Man. This is out best Heist Yet . And We Hit the Perfect Tone , Everyone in the Bank was Super Scared of us , But Not So Much But where also Delighted when I just Cartwheeled out , I'm sure everyone on the news is talking about it "
Clayface * Turns on the Tv * : " I hope we Didn't miss to much of the coverage "
The Tv Shows the news , which was Showing That Batman stopped Joker from robbing the credit union
Dr Pyscho : " Credit Union ? That's just a Poor Person's Bank , We robbed a Real one with a Vault with Money and Predatory landing Practices "
Harley : " The news probably Did us First , Try Channel 7 "
Yet again , The News Showed Batman Stoping Joker
Harley * Grabs The Tv remote from Clayface * : " Let me Look , She changes the channel's "
Clayface : " Where the most Compleing Story so there Probably So there probably saving us for last "
News Reporter : " And Now our last but most Compleing Story "
Clayface : " Enter Us ! "
Dr Pyscho : " Turn up the Volume ! "
Harley : " It's about Damn time "
The News Reporter shows a box of Ferrets being returned to a Family
Harley Throw's the Remote at the Tv , Which Break's it
Y/n : * Slaps His Head * , " Guess I'll go get another Tv , Again "
Ivy : " You Have Been here Two Weeks and You Have Destroyed Nine TV's "
Harley : " Sorry , Just Pissed . Why Aren't They Talking about us ? "
Clayface : " Should Be Our Face's on That Tv , We Should be Those Ferret's "
Ivy : " You guy's , like Realize your Commenting Serious Felonies Right ? . Like you Actually Don't want People to know who you are "
Harley : " Or "
Ivy * Sits Down with Harley * : " No , No Or , I just give you great advice "
Harley : " But , There is only one thing Stopping from being front Page new's . No one is trying to Stop us ! "
Clayface : " Of Course ! , Joker Has Batman , And Suddenly A Simple Crime Become's a Thrilling Narrative Between Two Titan's ! "
Harley : " Exactly ! , We need a Nememis ! Lex Luthor has Superman , Sinesetro has Green Lantern . Pyscho Has The Ability To Refrain from Using the C word "
Dr Pyscho : " My Nememis is Wonder Woman , That C***, Oh yes I see what Your saying "
Harley : " That's it Then , Great Advice Ive "
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Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy x Male Reader ( 2019 cartoon )
ActionY/n is a childhood friend of Harley Quinn Harley sets off on her own to take over Gotham with the help of her crew , Y/n and Poison Ivy
