Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy x Male Reader ( 2019 cartoon )

All The Best Inmates have Daddy Issues

Y/n , Harley and Ivy where at Nooans Bar

Harley : " Ok Marry , Fuck , Kill.  Kite Man , Mr Freeze . Joker "

Ivy : " Yeah I mean the first is my fiance so duh . Two of them are Dead and one of them is your Dead ex boyfriend so gross and duh "

Harley : " Alright ,last one.  Two Face , Killer Croc ,Joker ?! "

Y/n " * Sees Joker * Shit ! "

Y/n and Harley see what appears to be Joker bartending

Ivy : " Again he's dead , so let's just "

Harley : " No , No it's Joker ! "

Ivy : " * Sees Joker * Holy Shit ! , It's a totally unremarkable looking white guy "

Harley : " Ive I'm telling you that's him , just without his puke green hair and bleached White skin ."

Ivy : " And Maniacal laugh , Bloodlust in his eyes , and fire red lips ? "

Harley : " Yeah that was lipstick , he always stole mine . So annoying like hello you can murder a family but your afraid to buy make up on your own ? "

Ivy : " Harls , this guy does not look like he was flattned to by a thousand Tons of steel and concrete when a Tower of his own image crushed him to death . Which is what happened to Joker "

Y/n : " I dunno Ive , he looks awfully familiar "

Harley : " His body was never found . Have you seen those conspiracy videos on Wayne tube ? "

Ivy : " Yeah the one with the song raaies some decent points but still it's impossible that guy is him "

Harley : " Joker Tried to throw me in they acid to undo Me . What if that's him undone "

Ivy : " Yeah I think your done , Babe I'm telling you it's not him "

Harley Showed her a picture

Ivy : " Oh fuck , it's him "

Y/n : " Told ya ! "

They tried to leave stealthily

Harley : " Do you think he saw us ? "

Ivy : " Oh I hope he saw us cause I Wanted him to see the face of his murderer " Y/n and Ivy went to kill him but Harley stopped them

Harley : " I know but I just want to leave without causing a secene , for the first time in my life "

They  tried to leave but Joker ends up tripping over Harley as she crawls towards the door , spilling drinks and food everywhere . Joker Politely lifts Harley up and then said he shouldn't have been Daydreaming

Ivy : " About World Domination ? "

Y/n : " About trying to find My Sister and use her for your own evil plans ? "

Harley : " Skin tight Purple suits ? "

Joker : " Heavens no Purple clothes ?, I wish I was that bold . No I was just thinking about my kids "

Y/n : " Can you repeat that ? "

Harley : " Kids ? "

Ivy : " Say what ? "

Joker : " Well there my Girlfriend's kids technically but they feel like there my kids.  Here's a picture

Joker : " Harley "

Harley : " You know who I am ? "

Joker : " Oh it says Harley on your bat here * Gives Harley her bat back * you almost left it "