Forgetfulness: *on the phone* Fire Department! There is a fire at my house! Please hurry!
South Fire District: Okay, remain calm! Evacuate your home immediately!
Time skip....
Firefighters: *arrive at F's house with the siren wailing on their firetruck* Where's the fire?
Forgetfulness: There is no fire. I called, because I needed some friends.
Firefighters: There are real emergencies we have to respond to!! Calling us on a false alarm is a felony! A 100 dollar fine will suffice!
Charlotte: *reproachfully* F, what did you do?
Forgetfulness: Called the fire department under false pretenses.
Firefighters: Lets go, boys! *drive away in their firetruck*
Charlotte: What do you have to say for yourself?
Forgetfulness: I'm a bad boy.
Charlotte: Mm hmm! Gonna have to beat you up!
Forgetfulness: I'll take a rain check on that.
Charlotte: Nope! *beats up F*
Forgetfulness: *getting beat up*
Firefighters: *responding to a real fire on East Ridge Rd*
Charlotte: *still beating up F*
Forgetfulness: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Sunday, July 31st, 2022.
A/N F is so stupid! He's only supposed to call the fire department, in the event of an actual fire! 🙄 The firefighters don't appreciate responding to false alarms! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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