Kazuichi: Ms. Sonia, you are the prettiest girl in Japan!
Sonia: Thank you, Kazuichi!
Kazuichi: Will you accompany me to-the-mysterious wedding today?
[Dramatic sting effect]
Sonia: No!
Kazuichi: But-But, Ms. Sonia, I love you!
Sonia: I love you too.
Kazuichi: I LOOOOVVVEE YOU!!!!
[Dramatic Pause]
Kazuichi: Marry me, Ms. Sonia!
[Dramatic sting effect 2]
Sonia: No.
Kazuichi: WHY?!!!!!
Sonia: I...I do not love you!
[Dramatic sting effect 3]
Sonia: Whoopsies!
Kazuichi: MS. SONIA!!!!!!!!
Sonia: I am in love with another!
Kazuichi: Who is this maaan!?
Sonia: He... [Dramatic sting effect 4] is... [Dramatic sting effect 5] you!
Kazuichi: [Happy gasp] I love you! Marry me, Ms. Sonia!
[Dramatic sting effect 6]
Sonia: No.
Kazuichi: MS. SONIA!!!!!!!!
Sonia: I am in love with your ex-boyfriend!
[Dramatic sting effect 7]
Kazuichi: GUNDHAM TANAKA?!!!!! I'll kill him when I find him!
Gundham: OR he will find...you!
Kazuichi: Gundham!?
Gundham: The mysterious wedding has been our wedding all along. Sonia and I are getting wed at the wedding today! YOU are not invited! Will you be my best man?
Kazuichi: Of course, babe... I hate you so much!
[Dramatic sting effect 8]
Gundham: Goodbye, babe! I'll see you at the bachelor party! [Leaves]
[Dramatic sting effect 9]
Sonia: Goodbye, Kazuichi! I will always love you! [Leaves]
Kazuichi: [Crying] Ms. Sonia...
[Dramatic sting effect 10]
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanfictionLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
