Emily: Wow! You're so tall! Do you think I'll be that tall someday?!
Ruv: Pretty unlikely...
Emily: Hey Ruvvy! Wanna watch a movie with me? It's called Nighttime on Elmo Street! I think it's about a guuy named Freddy Cougar playing hide and seek with some kids!
Ruv: Uh... Don't you mean "Freddy Kruger"?
Emily: Oh yeah! Him!
Ruv: Okay... [Sudden realization] WAIT WHAT?!!!!
Emily: Hey! He found one!
Ruv: [He shot the TV]
Emily: ...Papi won't be too happy about you using his guns!
Junko: [Trying to attack Emily]
Ruv: [He tackled Junko]
Emily: Hi, Ruvvy!
Ruv: Hi.
Emily: I made you something! [She gave Ruv a flower crown]
Ruv: Thanks. I also got you something. [He gave Emily one of Junko's bear hairties]
Emily: Wow! Cool! Hey... This kinda looks like that Junko lady's hairtie...
Ruv: Umm...
Emily: Hey Ruvvy, what's war?
Ruv: Umm... It's when two teams go against each other and...
Emily: And what?
Ruv: Umm... And play fun games with each other...!
Emily: That's awesome! I wanna go to war someday!
Ruv: Umm...
Ruv: [He pulled out a Monokuma plushie and gave it to Emily] Alright! Now what are you gonna do with this Monokuma?
Emily: [She hugged it]
Ruv: Wha-- No! You have to punch it!
Emily: But if I punch it, it won't wanna be my friend!
Ruv: Ugh...
Emily: Hiya, Mr. Ouma! Can you play with me?
Kokichi: HAH!!!! I'd rather play with a dead corpse than play with you!
Ruv: [He was pointing a gun at Kokichi's head]
Kokichi: Umm... I mean... Yeah! Of course, I wanna play! I'd love to!
Emily: Yay!
Ruv: [He smirked] Much better.
Emily: [Climbing a tree] Wow! Look how high I am, Ruvvy!
Ruv: Yep. Pretty high.
Emily: [She looked down and got scared] AH!!!! TOO HIGH!!!! TOO HIGH!!!! GET ME DOWN!!!!
Ruv: [He grabbed Emily]
Emily: Man... I must've almost been at the top! (She wasn't even close)
Ruv: [Sigh] Yep...
Ruv: [Holding Emily] I've only known Emma for five hours, but if something happens to her, I'd kill everyone I know and then myself!
Emily: Daddy! Papi! can my new friend sleep over?
Sonic: Well, I don't see why he can't! Sure, Baby Angel!
[Later...]
Emily: [It was raining, and Emily couldn't sleep, so she went downstairs, only to see Ruv on the couch, crying] Huh...? Ruvvy! Are you okay?!
Ruv: Dah? [He wiped his tears away] I'm fine... Why are you still up?
Emily: I can't sleep. The rain is too loud. Why are you still up?
Ruv: Just a bad dream. I'll be fine.
Emily: [She laid in Ruv's lap]
Ruv: Emma? What are you doing?
Emily: Don't worry, Ruvvy! I'll keep the bad dreams away from you, and you can make sure the rain doesn't hurt me! We can protect each other!
Ruv: I... [He smiled] Thanks, Emma...
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanfictionLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
