The Danganronpa Book of Randomness

Be Prepared!!!

Junko: Man, that lousy Team Advanced! I won't be able to sit for a week! [This caused Monotaro to start laughing at Junko] It's not funny, Monotaro! [Monotaro continued laughing, with the rest of the Monokubs and Tsumugi] Hey! Shut up, you guys! [The Monokubs and Tsumugi kept laughing, causing Junko to tackle them, causing a fight to break out]

Byakuya: Will you knock it off?! I'm trying to read!

Junko: Well, they started it!

Yamanaga: Look at you guys. No wonder we can never defeat Team Advanced and get what we want.

Junko: Yeah? You know, if it weren't for that team, we'd berunnin' the joint.

Kokichi: Yeah. Man, I hate them.

Byakuya: So pushy.

Nagito: And annoying.

Kokichi: And stinky. And man, are they...

D.I.C.E: Uuuuuuuugly!

Mephiles: Oh, surely!

Junko: [Surprised] Ohh. [Now relieved that it was just Mephiles] Oh, Mephiles, it's just you.

Yamanaga: We were afraid it was somebody important.

Kokichi: Yeah, you know, like Team Advanced. But then again, why would they be here uninvited?

Monotaro: Yeah.

Mephiles: I see.

Junko: Now that's power.

Yamanaga: Tell me about it. Especially Ruvyzvat! I just hear that name of that cute and handsome boy and I moan~

Kosuke: Ruv.

Yamanaga: Ah~

Shintaro: Ruv!

Yamanaga: AH~!

Shintaro and Kosuke: RUV!!!!

Yamanaga: AHHHH~!!!!! YES~!!!!!

Mephiles I'm surrounded by idiots!

Junko: Not you, Mephiles; I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal.

Mephiles: [Sarcastically] Charmed...

Kokichi: Well, what are we supposed to do? Kill Team Advance?

Mephiles: [Evilly] Precisely. [The villians look up at Mephiles with a confused look. Three-top flutter to coincide with Mephiles' leaps down to the villains] I never thought of villains being so essential. They're crude and unspeakably plain.But maybe they've a glimmer of potential. If allied to my vision and brain. Iknow that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking leaders and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares [She starts strutting across the floor]

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer

Junko: And where do we feature?

Mephiles: Just listen to teacher! I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I'm given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!!!

Monotaro: Yeah, be prepared! Hehe! We'll be prepared, [Now confused] for what?

Mephiles: [Evilly] For the death of Team Advanced!

Monokid: Why? Are they sick?

Mephiles: No, fool, we're gonna kill them, and destroy the Chaos Emeralds, too! 

Monosuke: Great idea! Who needs leaders?

Monokubs: [In a sing-song voice while jumping and dancing and the room] No leaders! No leaders! La-la-la-la-la!

Mephiles: [Annoyed] Idiots! There will be a leader!

Monophanie: Hey, but you just said that...

Mephiles: [Evilly] I will be leader and king! Stick with me [Grins evilly] and you'll never have to worry about Team Advanced defeating you guys again!

Villains: Yay! All right Long live the king! Long live the king! It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

Mephiles: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board 
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasise is 
You won't get a sniff without me! 

So prepare for the coup of the century (Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning (We'll have leadership!)
Tenacity spanning (Lots of leadership)
Decades of denial (We repeat)
Is simply why I'll (Endless subjects)
Be queen undisputed (Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted (...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am (...aaaaaaah!)

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -
Be prepared!