Ruv and Celestia Ludenberg Play Poker (GONE WRONG)

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(I redesigned Ruv a bit. How does it look?)


Ruv: Checkmate.

Celeste: Ruv, we are playing Poker! Can you please stop saying checkmate?!

Ruv: I-I thought we were playing Chess.

Celeste: I told you that WE ARE PLAYING POKER, NOT CHESS!!!!!

Ruv: So, I brought my chessboard for nothing?

Celeste: Pretty much!

Ruv: [Moves another chess piece on his chessboard] Checkmate.

Celeste: [Loses her shit] YOU KNOW WHAT?!!!!! I'M FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!! SAY CHECKMATE ONE MORE TIME, AND I'LL FUCKING BURN YOU ALIVE!!!!!

Ruv: [Somehow wins at the Poker game they were playing] I win!

Celeste: [Looks at the game, then looks at Ruv in shock] But... How...?

Ruv: Distraction.

Celeste: [Loses her shit for real this time] THAT FUCKING DOES IT!!!!! [Chases Ruv around his the Justice Hammer]

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