Espio: What I'm trying to say is that Dice is a no-good, narcissistic block!
Ruv: Are you still mad about him making you his servant? That was like a month ago!
Espio: Doesn't mean it didn't happen! I think I've got the right to believe that Dice is a vampire!
Gundham: A vampire?! Don't be silly, Espio! He may be evil, but he's not a vampire!
Espio: Maybe you think that, but I firmly believe that the dude is a vampire! [Drumming was heard]
Kazuichi: Uh... Who has a drum machine?
Espio: He's handsome and he's charming,
There's no denying that
But although he must be disarming,
You cannot trust this brat
I wouldn't make it up,
And you know I ain't a liar
So you better listen to me, yup,
Cause you're falling for a vampire
The dude is a vampire!
A creature of the night!
It's your neck he desires,
So don't let him out of sight!
The dude is a vampire!
I'm telling you it's true!
He's after something tasty,
So watch out, or it might be you
Ruv: Espio, you're so wrong about Dice!
Espio: You still don't believe me? Well then, look in the mirror! [He handed Dice a mirror] NO REFLECTION!!!!
King Dice: No kidding! What mirror can contain that much handsome? Anyway... The sun begins to rise,
And now I must retire
Espio: That's cause, dude, you are one hundred percent v... He sleeps at sunrise, people! Come on, that's, like, vampire 101!
King Dice: Wha--
Espio: The dude is a vampire!
A creature of the night!
It's your neck he desires,
So don't let him out of sight!
The dude is a vampire!
I'm telling you it's true!
He's after something tasty,
So watch out, or it might be you!
Gundham: Yeah... I don't think you got enough sleep last night, Espio...
Espio: I did sleep! I just--
Kazuichi: We're worried about ya, pal! You doing okay...?
Espio: YES!!!! I--
King Dice: [He picked up Espio] I think we should get you to bed!
Espio: I DON'T NEED SLEEP!!!! HE'S A VAMPIRE!!!! [He saw Dice smile evilly as he showed his fangs] AH!!!! GUYS!!! HELP!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!! DICE IS A VAMPIRE!!!!!
Kazuichi: I hope Espio gets better soon...
Ruv: Yeah...
Gundham: Hmm... I wonder how Dice is enjoying those new fake fangs I got him.
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The Danganronpa Book of Randomness
FanfictionLast year, I made a Sonic Book of Randomness. A few months after that, I made a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness. And now, it's time I make the Ultimate Book of Randomness: The Danganronpa Book of Randomness! I've been wanting to make this for...
