expunged wakes up in the middle of the night from moaning
'what' he asks to himself as he stands up from the bed
he leaves his room and realizes the moans are coming from bandu's room
he becomes very angry and walks to the door to his room
he quietly but violently opens it and sees bandu who's apparently having a wet dream
bandu moans as expunged looks at the bottle on the table near bandu's bed
"horny strawberries" it reads on the label
expunged becomes so angry he transforms into his true form
"aahhh...harder daddy bambi~..." bandu moans, and expunged is absolutely fucking disgusted by what he just said
so he decides to prank him :trollface:
he gets close to his face, causing bandu to feel his brother being that close
bandu tiredly half opens his eyes...
"BOO" expunged scares bandu causing him to noclip into gm_construct
expunged laughs his ass off for an entire minute, then gets curious about the bottle
he turns it to show its back to see what are those "strawberries" made from
"ingredients: rabies, lactose, thermonuclear nano-robots..." expunged reads "chicken, bambi minions... POO POO DOODIE TOO??!!" expunged yells as he realized that he probably ate one of these accidentally before
he then reads the company- no, the person who made it
"THAT MOTHERFUCKER REDACTED MADE THOSE CRACKBERRIES???" expunged yells and becomes even more angry "OHHH, OOOOOHHHH!!! HE'S SO FUCKED NOW"
then he shoots himself onto the ceiling causing a massive hole appear because again, he fucking can
tune in for what happens next!!11
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expunged chokes on a strawberry and dies
Humoroh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason note: not a single character here is mine also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
