oh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason
note: not a single character here is mine
also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
"where the fuck am i shouldnt i be dead" expunged says
expunged enters the store...
warning the rest of the chapter contains homophobic slurs, proceed at your own risk
i warned you
"HEY FAGOLA!!!!! WELCOME TO STORE" yells the retarded cashier
"what" expunged says, confused
"WE HAVE WATERMELONS AND GAS CANISTERS AND GASOLINE AND GASOLINE AND GASOLINE AND GASOLINE AND GASOLINE AND GASOLINE AND FAGOLA JUICE!!!!!!" yells the cashier again
"why you built like brandon from elliot goes to school" expunged asks
"Because its really me. This is the last job I could get." calmly says the cashier
"holy shit brandon from egts" says expunged
but then a particular gas canister walks into the store
"HEY BITCH can I Have some G a s o l i n e ?" says the gas canister to the cashier
"No, we dont serve gas caniste- What the fuck are you doing?" the cashier responds
"FUCK Yuo I am Getting it Either WaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAyy!" says the gas canister, now having several gasoline tanks strapped to itself
"Err.. Okay, that will be 20 dollars." calmly says the cashier
the gas canister somehow spits out those 20 dollars and leaves
"what the fuck just happened" expunged is left confused
"K fagola, have you tried bashing your skull with a watermelon before?" asks the cashier
"what" expunged is still confused
"No? That's GAY! HAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHA" the cashier says, and laughs like a fucking retard
expunged then grabs a watermelon and holds it with his both hands
"Wait, no. That was a joke. What the fuck are you-" expunged passes out
but he then wakes up in a red void
there's red clouds/fog everywhere, but then he hears a familiar voice
"aw come on, you win" says redacted
"REDACTED??????" expunged jumps
"HUH????? WHO IS THIS MAN?????" expunged looks at a figure that resembles him
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(demented ^)
"oh, you finally woke up! this is demented, i met him 10 minutes ago, we played chess and i uh... lost" redacted explains
"yo" demented says
expunged's confused why there's essentially 2 other figures that resemble him
"fuck you im outta here" expunged says and leaves by opening a light doorway out of nowhere
"...so, do you wanna play checkers? im gonna win this time!" redacted asks demented
meanwhile...
bandu hears a familiar voice and goes downstairs
"BROTHER!!!!!!" he screams
he hugs expunged and starts sobbing "EXPUNGED... I MISSED YOU SO MUCH... I TOLD YOU DIED!!!!"
"retard im a glitch" expunged says, but bandu keeps sobbing
expunged then teleports bandu into his room and then expunged jumps on the couch and instantly falls asleep
his dream consisted of everyone he ever met singing happy birthday to him, but he cringed so hard he just teleported into a place with a beautiful view on a sunset
"i wish i didnt feel like i shat myself right now" expunged says
