expunged was walking down the park because he's that bored
when suddenly he gets crushed from an asteroid from the sky
everything on the earth got wiped out of existence from the collision
but only two beings survived that...
"bro what" said manbi, hovering above the no longer existing earth orbit "i dont know man i think we're fucked" replied jack wimble, who was close to manbi
"tf do we do then" - "...lets go to another planet" - "cant we just recover the earth?" - "too much work to do, plus all glue is gone" - "what about saliva" - "not sticky enough"
and the two just stayed there... "hey lets time travel and prevent the asteroid" - "hmm manbi y'know what lets do that"
and the two traveled back a few minutes, still on the earth's now existent orbit
"there it is!" manbi points towards it, around four minutes before impact
jack moves his arms to grab the asteroid, then he throws it away
then they get launched at a black hole at a rapid speed, they're confused why that suddenly happened
they turn around to see ymftymk giving them the middle finger
then he punched the earth causing consequences worse than with the asteroid collision
no matter what manbi and jack tried, they were like paralyzed
they couldnt do anything but stare at the black hole they were heading into
they accepted their fate
"WHAT. THE. FUCK" redacted was witnessing everything from a nearby solar system
perhaps only he can actually defeat ymftymk once and for all?
only time will tell
ČTEŠ
expunged chokes on a strawberry and dies
Humoroh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason note: not a single character here is mine also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
